Matched (2016-09-02)
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Perry Bible FellowshipDisguising the headwear in the second panel was a crafty choice
Why not, Zoidberg?
Lobsterman holding out for some real gazoongas
I love the old guy's PBF hat in the last panel 😂
Pabst Blue Fibbon
Leviticus 11:9-11:
You may eat anything that lives in the water—that is, you may eat anything that has fins and scales either from the seas or from the rivers. But anything that doesn’t have fins or scales—whether from the seas or the rivers—any of the swarming creatures and living creatures in the waters are detestable for you. They are to remain detestable for you. You are not to eat of their meat and you are to detest their carcasses.
didn't jesus literally multiply fish once or something lol?
Do any Christian sects actually not eat shellfish? I thought the joke was that he liked her other than that
the one i was in doesn't eat shellfish or pork, but they're somehow ok with wearing clothes with mixed fibers???
cant even read their own damn book
The lobster werewolf man is wearing a yarmulke
I have no idea how I missed the yarmulke, lmao. Somehow I read it as part of his shell
it's disguised as a truck tire in the second panel!
I'll also point out that the Torah and The Old Testament are largely same thing
He definitely not kosher
Jews and Christians are perfectly compatible with very minor lifestyle adjustments and both of them look old enough to not care about disappointing their parents.
Then why do I see so many clips of jews spitting on christians?
because there are bad people in every group
I'm pretty sure that's the point of the comic. He is a cartoonishly specific type that this woman is looking for, even the absurd aspect of him having a lobster head that we are shown most people do not have (obviously), and he discards her as a prospect over potentially superficial differences in religious belief.
I mean, yeah, but if he wants to raise kids in Judaism, she'd have to convert. It's not an... insurmountable hill, I have family friends like that, but it does certainly make it tough.
I wouldn't call my foreskin a minor adjustment!
I think it's probably the "smart" in the ad and she's Christian.
Look at his headwear.
Playing dangerous games if you are a literal believer. I've heard of it working, but it certainly doesn't seem to be the norm
