transcription: bouncer: "id please" me: "okay here" bouncer: "this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought" me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath "fuck that was so cool"

why don't they make heelys in adult sizes it would be so cool

why must they stand between me and my dream of being Mr X from Amphibia 😭

They do.

I am an adult, and I am not unfit, but if I take a spill from Heelys I hope they pull the plug on my vegetable self.

they do make adult Heelys all the way up to 15M US. that's 14.5 UK and 49 EU.

I'm guessing that by now Heelies are just running on top of brand recognition. Surely by now there is some competition offering a better product?

Once pair of safety toe heelies pls

I was about to ask what heely was and then i remembered it is 2026 and we are on the internet and now i want a pair. Thank you for reminding me that roller shoes still exist!!

:3

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