I'm a bi guy, ain't the first time, won't be the last.

They're a cool dude though, so we'll probably still hang out.

Felt bad before because I thought a guy was just being nice to me. Then he invited me to hang out and I had to cancel. He called me a tease and started ignoring me and that’s when I realized.

Funny enough I thought I eas straight back then, nowadays I still primarily go for women but would probably be down.

is diverse sexuality "queer"?

cmiiw i thought queer was a term for gender diverse people

Right in the feels, bro

went bowling yesterday in the city. I live in a small town filled with chud senior citizens retiring to Florida for no property tax. holy shit I forgot how pretty young people are, not just the girls but the guys too?!?! when did this happen?? did estrogen do this???

You getting progged? Might lead to you getting pregged

I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

Fire Island

For any non-US people. No it's not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It's a real island near New York / Long Island

“I want to eat your ass.”

That's one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol

It's fire island, I'm a little surprised the ice breaker wasn't sticking his face in OP's ass crack as he said it, from the stories I've been told.

My uncle's best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.

I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.

You were right there, the line was "thanks, but this the only ATM I'm into right now"

you got a whatsapp or somethin'? Your service could be very handy in a pinch.

lmao if only being a difficult smartass could pay my bills I'd do it all day

The hot, friendly guy at the gym who always compliments me😢

Some guys don't pick up on flirting to a shocking degree.

Yeah thats me.

It's worse for me because I'm a girl, but I'm autistic and I don't pick up on it either lol

It's me

I'm that guy

The amount of times I've literally woken up bolt upright in the middle of the night and went "Wait they were flirting... Damn it." is too damn many

This is why I'm hesitant to go to gay bars. I don't want to break too many hearts. In all seriousness most people that hit on me tend to be super chill about it which I appreciate.

I had this fear and honestly if straight guys were as respectful and understanding as gay guys straight guys would have way more sex.

Just don’t go there to get hit on, or to hit on women who think they’re in a safe space. Go there because you like the vibe and want to have fun. Try to make friends with the guys who hit on you and be a good sport.

ETA: Don't go to a gay bar if you're straight unless you're invited.

Maybe controversial opinion, but I don't think straight guys (or gals) really belong at gay bars.

There used to be a gay bar in my area. Eventually it was mostly straight women. And then it didn't take long after that before it was mostly straight men. Now there are zero gay bars.

I agree. I don't go to gay bars unless I'm invited by a gay person, and I'm aware that I'm a guest in that space because I've seen that happen to a few places.

That’s exactly what happened to one of the only gay dance clubs nearby. Now it’s kinda lame and definitely not gay anymore.

The number of times this happens. It's nice when it's a chill guy and we can be bros.

Mines funnier:

ok but this isnt relevant

in memes?

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