I barf’d

I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
"I'm sorry, I can't eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar...."

Or ordered something with one cup.

"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"

Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I'd love to see the maggot infested gums video.

"maggot invested gums"

Completely fake; no women on the internet.

Completely gay, as no vagina present

She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

Next time just order it with naan.

Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

My favourite!

"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"

Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:

Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

His loss.

Someone link to the video

Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it'a been done elsewhere.

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