Who would win?
(midwest.social)
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It's a final battle between Waffle House and Popeyes and it isn't even close. Waffle House wins.
I was about to comment "walmart" because People Of Walmart exists, but then I saw Waffle House.
I think the choice is obvious.
Customer? Dollar General or Walmart. The employees are the fighters at most of these places.
Waffle House every single time.
Undoubtedly. Waffle House bitches fight dirty
It would entirely depend on the time of day and or date.
Night? Waffle House, no contest
Lunch? Popeyes.
Black Friday? Walmart
Dollar General might be a tough fight for Waffle House just because they have nothing left to lose.
Neither of them have anything left to lose so it's fine.
Brandkisser 🤧
Why are there so many brands in my memes?
Americans.
Experience goes to Waffle House
I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house
I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House
Are the waffles at least good?
They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had.
Nope!
Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket.
only if you're drunk
They're fine.
It's not even close
Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit.
I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business.
It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down.
If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu.
The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need.
I've also never been there but I've heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I'll be in one.
However, I've been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen!
I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid
I'm leaving the typo, lol.
Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else.
Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way.
If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down.
Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH.
I herewith announce that from now on I will downvote any post with a brand logo, shitpost or not. Why do you advertise for your slavers and maintainers?
Yeh this could have been a poll.
How did that other post describe it...?
"A cathedral of syrup and violence"
Waffle House, hands down.
Yep. Waffle House, and it's not even close. Only question here is who will come in 2nd place.
Oh please, this is no contest. Only one of these is literally a disaster index metric. Waffle House will throw down.
You ever seen a brawl at waffle house?
Clear winner amongst all the stoners, soccer moms, and drunks from the other places
If it were one employee from each, it's Waffle House. No contest.
One customer changes things a lot. I think it's probably still Waffle House that takes it, but Popeyes and WalMart are in the running.
Idk man, taco bell employees might take this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I0ASXRo3xc
Ugh, I hate that YouTube makes you sign in for this one but I suppose it is violence.
Edit: found a link that doesn't require a login.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyxhHMTxIiM
Yeah Walmart is definitely a wildcard here. You could get anything from a 90 year-old grandmother to Johnny Meth, who hasn't been able to feel pain for at least 20 years
How bad is it that "Johnny Meth" made me think of one specific guy I knew back in Florida
Not as bad as it making me think of a good 20 specific guys from Florida
Was Johnny Method that guy who cooked method in a Walmart isle? Lol
Waffle House employees get good by fighting Waffle House customers. Both are terrifying and the bar to beat for any real discussion.
Ain't nobody from Wal★Mart running
the Aldi off Gregory and Troost. you know who you are.
When they first came to the states and before their big facelift, the one by me in Orlando was in a rough part of town. My roommates were surprised I wasn't afraid to go there.
Replace Aldi with Chuck-E-Cheese and the Waffle House customer might actually have some competition.
Aldi needs to leave. People there are to nice for the rest of em.
Yeah I think maybe swap with Golden Corral
I took my partner to Golden Corral in Tampa once. She's from a small town in GA.
She was taken aback by the energy of it. It's ruthless. Gotta be strong though or you'll be eaten alive.
People are saying Waffle House but Popeye’s is the underdog no one saw coming.
And the kid from Albertson’s is dead before she even steps into the fight.
It will definitely come down to Popeye's and Waffle House in the end
I'm with you on Popeyes. There's a Popeyes in a dangerous part of town that I do not fuck with.
Really boils down to urban vs rural street fighting. I go with urban, but I've got a bias.
Make no mistake, Waffle House is urban too.
Wallyworld fights Target, both show up well equiped but its cheap and breaks after a few swings.
The fast foods are eyeing eachother up like a western stand off (Popeyes brought a huge knife).
All the others are the extras like the fight scene from Anchor man.
Waffle House is the only one left standing after throwing Dollar General through a plate glass window and walks away doing a "cool dudes dont look at explosions" bit (going to assume its a grease fire).
Obviously the Waffle House veteran.
my coworkers almost unanimously agree on waffle house
If you even have to question this, you've never met a cook at waffle house. They give no fucks.
A. Waffle House wins
B. All the others besides Waffle House lose
McDonald's if the customer's name was Luigi.
If not, whoever came from Aldi would probably hide, wait it out and take out the remaining Waffle House customer from behind while they're hyperventilating.
Aldi's one. He's not overweight. ☠️
Weight classes exist for a reason. Major advantage.
Best Buy is not represented clearly only because it'd be no contest. Best Buy customers practice mob brawls every November.
McDonalds customers' only chance is to win by having þeir cardiac arrest and fall on þeir opponents, crushing þem.
Walmart customers are split 50/50; þe first half have a chance only if þey hit þeir meth right before þe fight; þe second only if þeir scooters' batteries are fully charged.
You missed using your silly pedantic symbol on "meth".
It's called a thorn and we'd still be using it if it weren't for the French!
Yah, I miss it not infrequently.
Ok, I know we are all saying Waffle House, no contest, but I want to throw this out there. Taco Bell, that customer has a constitution that can handle food designed to make you shit yourself to death. They might not do the most damage, but that doesn’t matter if you can literally laugh away all the damage
There is no way; all of their customers are far too stoned to do anything but watch.
This is true it said customer and waffle house customers get their ass kicked by waffle house employees all the time.
The one with uncontrollable & deadly diarrhea that nobody else wants to get near enough to lay hands on.
So... all of them right now, at least the ones in the USA?
target has the advantage of having thier own forensics lab, and surveillance tech.
Iceland, easily.
Aldi.
We will not lose anasa wörld woar!
Aldi must have a very different reputation in its native land than it does in the States.
Upvoting bc funny.
FALSE, but funny.
I can hear that accent
How aware of the brawl is everyone? Walmart and Target have a plethora of equipment. Both offensive and defensive.
But the Waffle House patrons have concealed carry firearms.
And semi-trucks
Concealed carry semi-trucks? 🤔
impressive indeed
I'd believe Waffle House patrons eat lead casually so bullets aren't scary to them.
Wait... You can get Roman wine sweetened with lead sugar at Waffle House?
Rural Canadian Tire customers.
