Lemmy Just Introduced a New Engagement Method
(midwest.social)
pmjvNice, now how do I get rich off of this so I don’t need a „real“ job?
I have the answer, but you're not going to like it.
Give it to me, I can handle the truth
Die. Get born again to super rich parents.
Yeah, the birth lottery is real. Don't believe in reincarnation doe so you're stuck with me
I wouldn't recommend trying it! Glad to have you.
This dopamine slot machine for creators and advertisers keeps paying out!
This post alone funded 1/3rd of my next post!
I have viewed AND engaged. My usefulness has been spent.
You should rest now! Thank you so much!
Engagement goes brrrrr.
Sweet!
I scrolled past this post twice to help you out.
thank you so much! my sponsors love it!
Creators will receive […] each time their content appears somewhere on someone's device
Ah, yes, the reverse-Unity maneuver. Time to bring back the million-dollar-website approach to content layout - there's money to be made!
Pretty cool!
i've lost the will to lem
sorry to hear that
upclicks 👀
Tripple engagement!
The content is really contenting!
Proud to be part of AI enshitification*
- -I don't know how to write this word
"Why is it called entshitification if it has nothing to do with ents?"
-- JRR Tolkien
Uh, ents that take a shit?
Trees that fertilize themselves?
Don't they already do that?
Scientists hate this one tree-creature!
Been called out
What'd you call me?!
Thank you for creating new content!
You're welcome! Thanks for engaging!
