Just a not friendly reminder, Communism...
(midwest.social)
InevitableSwing [none/use name]
Slop.https://nitter.net/RobSchneider/status/2087178200451264527
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It's been so weird watching libs morph into the MAGA types with the "WE MUST PROTECT OUR GREAT NATION FROM FOREIGN INFLUENCES!"
While the CHUDs have morphed into the lib "Um, actually, don't you know that opposing the united states is a federal crime and against the law? Where's your civility?"
Rob Schneider is a MAGA republican, He has been an outspoken Hollywood conservative for a long time
Deuce Pigalow dropped a deuce on his big pig balls
I'm gonna do a communism
Someone pass the communism button, I'm gonna press it.
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Under communism, none of us would have ever heard of him
Hey! I'm Rob Schneider! I'm hateful, racist, intolerant and really, really stupid!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
No, wait - wait - wait! You can't cancel me! You can't!'
Boo! Boo! Boo! Hook! Hook! Hook!
I got more jokes! How many Chinese peop—
The giant vaudeville hook worthy of a cartoon has appeared to cheers and it's dragging him off the stage so he can have a ride to a re-education camp.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, the bulb contains the seed of its own revolution.
I'd call you a Trot, because of what I hear from my local ones about their "plans" for revolution, but sectarianism never accomplishes anything, and your screen name suggests yet another tendency, so.
(How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?)
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(How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?)
Just one, but they somehow split the lightbulb and establish three competing zines about it.
Nah, that's the ancoms. Trots don't do zines, they sell newspapers.
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You mean his entitlement to the fruits of his labor wouldn't provide him with the capital to amplify his shitty messages?
Just a not friendly reminder, COOL SHIT is NOT LEGAL in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. It is in fact, a crime.
Also, attempting to have mad sex, actively attempting to have fun and do drugs is a crime known as gay shit, punishable by death.
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Imma be real with you chief
You'll never read the constitution
and I'm not gonna either
Free Palestine
A very large number of Americans think the Constitution is synonymous with the Bill of Rights (due to a decades-long propaganda campaign). You tell them the constitution is dog shit and they think you want to rip away their (imaginary) free speech, due process, and protection against unlawful searches when you're really saying the Senate is a redundant, explicitly anti-democratic institution, the electoral college is a fucking joke, and allocating an entire branch of government to 9 lifetime-appointed Federalist Society grand-wizards is idiotic.
Well-meaning liberals understand we need constitutional reforms. Something needs to be done about the unlimited anonymous corporate campaign funding, gerrymandering, wealth inequality, felony disenfranchisement, and a long list of other issues. The Supreme Court has ruled incorrectly on a number of critical issues and this needs to be set straight by a series of constitutional amendments. And yet, the constitutional amendment process is completely captured by these same anti-democratic rulings. They need to connect the dots.
Conservatives going on their their "Movie nerd climbing up on the lunch table and tearfully shouting that all of this is against the rules while the food fighting crowd ignores them" arc
I always forget how painfully unintelligent rob is
Based on what law
He’s probably confusing that it’s still properly on the books that you can’t immigrate here as a communist.
overruled by scotus but also they did say that if you were "detached from the constitution" they could but simply being a communist was not enough
So poorly written it was barely used and ruled unconstitutional one of the only times it was
I don't think that will stop them
It won’t stop them trying, but this admin has had a terrible success rate in court despite being able to appoint judges. They’ll probably pull out this old defunct law, charge someone with it, and then the charges will get dropped when a judge says “Yeah this was ruled unconstitutional decades ago, dismissed”
Schneider's Law
Ninja edit. Oh, shit. Is that going to be the title of his next comedy special?
Communism: Illegal
Naziism and Confederacy support: Legal
🤔
This summer, Rob Schneider is... A chud! Chud de dud dee dum de duddly dum
C.H.U.D. 2: Electric Boogaloo: And Knuckles: Featuring Rob Schneider from Nazi May Cry series.
Does this bro earn $$ with rentism? What is his afraid of?
Did anyone from that generation of SNL not turn out to be a giant chud?
In my head canon Chris Farley would have been a maoist if he didn't OD.
I would give so much to live in the universe that got Maoist Chris Farley explaining communist theory as Matt Foley
I LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER and Maoism is the ideology which emerged from the first successful Third World peasant revolution that liberated China in 1949...
I LIVE IN A T-34 BY THE RIVER!
Yeah I could see him having an arc from a hot couch guy to something of a socialist.
Mike Myers is at least an standard Canadian lib:
Talking about his parody of Musk, Myers made it clear that he disagrees with the tech billionaire’s growing influence in politics.
“The involvement of billionaires in democratic government goes against how I feel as a Canadian," he said, adding that he believes in "good government."
he believes in "good government."
very brave, thank you mister myers
“Good governance” is a loaded political term in Canada and is used in political and legal contexts a lot, so it’s not quite as air-headed as it sounds.
Yeah, it's often used in the same way as "Responsible Government" and both terms sound like common sense nothingburgers if you aren't from here. Honestly, I don't fully understand them myself and I assume anyone using such terms in public is a lib or centrist.
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I'm pretty sure just being a communist, or even advocating for it, falls under freedom of speech... in my country we have a right to "freedom of expression" and even "extreme" political views (communism isn't extreme or absurd, but the libs think it is) are fine as long as they aren't a reasoning for bigotry or hate crimes.
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Also freedom of assembly
Yep, that too. You have every right to hold a peaceful assembly for any purpose you like, and the government can't prosecute you for simply peaceably assembling. (But then, what's legal and what governments actually do are two very different things when fascists stoke the flames of Red Scares to incinerate their opponents.)
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Stuffing Deuce Biggolo into a locker while he goes "um actually this is a crime, like communism" muffled behind the door.
Edit. Xcancel has an incorrect "Tweet not found" message.
nitter.net loads it: https://nitter.net/RobSchneider/status/2087178200451264527
Thanks I added that.
