I giggled a bit

So he's got it covered, right? We're good. Don't need to worry about it.

Anyway, you wanna do some butt stuff?

Is his death and resurrection actually the climax of the book?

It's okay he comes back!

Dude!

Remember kids, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

Tbh he probably never read it either. That's why he believes in it still.

Spoilers for a 2,000 to 15,000 year old collections of manuscripts.

Priests wonder why people don't read the Bible, and then they keep spoiling the ending smh

I tried reading it a few times before in my life... but it's a really boring thing to read, so was never able to get very far.

Revelation is the only one I’ve read in its entirety.

All the other books in it are meh. Well except for the one with alien spaceship, that one’s pretty good.

Readers of the Bible are rarely “christian”

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