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clownboybebop writes:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

OP's mom knows what's up

Mom:

I'd like to meet mom, Lori Petty hot af

Kangaroo dick and balls are bullpupped

There's a zoo near me that has kangaroos you can pet. They are so very soft, they love scritches, they're like silly muscle puppies.

Lemurs, not so much. They look like they'd be soft but the feel like they were designed to scrub bottles.

Is this the Kansas City Zoo? I remember the kangaroo and wallaby exhibit was just an open field that you wandered around with the animals (just giant reds, just the small guys) and they would come right up to people.

You knew exactly what she meant

That's why we named you Joey

Furry here; I know of quite a few kangaroo furries.

Are they muscular?

So muscular.

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