I like mine because is my mood 80% of the time.

How about cute viddya game characters?

Mods, ban this owl for some reason to complete the bit

Hello this is mods. Will get right on it

literally the king of england

But cat apologia of the British Empire is cool, right?

Cat imperialism is ok

I always thought I was clever for using a GIF without a solid background

That's Bob from Animal Crossing right? We were best pals in New Leaf

No they're my best friend

BOB WORE MY SHIRTS!

You are very clever

Do your worst

Well you’re already #1

What if it's a rotund piece of industrial equipment

Now thats hot

Okay try it.

my profile picture is a parody of a rich person immortalized through a hyperbolic capitalist medium

and also my favorite tv show

Do you like my profile picture? I picked it very carefully

There's a chance

My favourite character and my favourite little hidden place that I instantly wanted to live in and make my little dice.

I feel the same way, and while I know I'm nowhere near as happy as Neha, I would really like to be

I am here to counter your energy

We are charlie kirk

You just mad bc my nose is just a dainty lil brushstroke and you got this runny sniffling schnozz that always demands more of that magenta cocaine from Sarramiriza

damn i am a monster, am i?

This is who you are being mean to. Want to reconsider your actions?

oh god oh damn i'm so sorry

What's wrong with rotund pigeons?

Well you see we met on this dating app called hexbear dot net and their pfp was a rotund pigeon and I was like damn lets go on a date and when we met up they weren’t even a pigeon they were an OWL.

I like Koishi from Touhou

How could you not love this dog with a leaf in its mouth that isn't my dog at all

Dog is outside but you are anti outside. This is unacceptable

Gotta go outside if you want the leaves inside

What about blurry cats? Are they ok?

Most definitely

If you even think about having negative thoughts about this goose just know that the only reason I haven’t showed up at your home address with a baseball bat is because of my magnanimous restraint

Jealous of my roundness I see

Can’t even see your nose

I can still smell you, stinky!

I judge your lack of pic

hello amorphous grey blobs

do you like my picture

11/10 best picture on the site

I am too busy helping to take down the data centres to care tbh

Name one data centre

Hell yes I have evaded criticism by being from a worse show

I must be so cool with op

Can you remember a few things for me so I don't have to?

I'll have to see you dorks at a distance because I'll be too busy in the winner's circle

If a had a simoleon for every one piece pfp I have seen in my life i’d be richer than Musk

Counting or not counting IPO market cap?

Yes

I wouldn't be caught dead with an anime girl pfp

yeah me too

Oh gosh oh golly don't roast me oh no uwu

0/10 worst pfp I’ve seen in my life

eh it's only the 3rd worst monkey head pfp I've ever seen.

Your pfp is good I enjoy yours you pass the vibe check

Uh oh

I was SO DISAPPOINTED that not only did I NOT RECOGNIZE the person I’ve only seen banned for ban evasion, but I missed out on knowing whether my pfp is sexy enough to turn them down for a date.

In the many years I've been on the funny bear site I have never had any inclination to hit on other users. This is zone.

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

Your pfp is very hot we should go on a date

Hallo - can I pinch you?

Maybe

:c

Before I tried zooming into it, I thought it was peter griffin made to look like che guevara

You should make that your pfp

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