Michael Parenti but you have RGB knobs to customize your own Parenti.
The coup d'etat that feeds me children is the coup that gets my support
"The third world isn't poor, but they deserve to be. They need to be exploited further."
Evil Parenti's microphone always works.
Blue Parenti is from Texas and has a southern drawl. He never went to college because that shit is woke. He writes self help and get rich quick books with scantily clad women on the covers, which has made him a millionaire. He lives in a mansion in the West Bank on top of the ruins of a Palestinian settlement. His favorite economist is Thomas Sowell. Once, Christopher Hitchens challenged him to a debate but he declined on account of agreeing with Hitchens on basically everything. When he met George W Bush, Blue Parenti congratulated him, shook his hand, knelt down and blew him right there on the spot.
Blue Parenti inexplicitly hates Italian Americans. He sounds like a used car salesman. He tried suing Chomsky over the title of his get rich quick book Manufacturing Consent a book on how to close deals.
inexplicitly hates Italian Americans
Extremely Critical Support
blue Parenti no matter who Parenti
Blue Parenti is a Berniebro who voted for Trump in the general election while Red Parenti is a Jeb! supporter who also voted for Trump in the general.
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Blue Man Group Understudy Parenti
That's not fair to Guy Fieri
