The eye patch is appropriate because trying to survive on just ramen is a good way to give yourself scurvy

So what do I do if I already have a job, and already eat ramen?

Every time I remember that conservatives who agree with this are half the country, I die a little inside

Because of inflation they're not even telling us to eat cake anymore.

In a real country saying something like that would get him shot

Remember kids, be careful where it’s aiming when you cum

Stop whining? Get a job? Eat ramen?

Have you tried not being poor?

I hope he loses the other eye

Snake! That's Dan Crnenshaw! He'll be like.. super easy to kill. Glad we didnt literalize the concept of The Patriots or more kids might hsve lesrned La Li Lu Le Lo represents the fact thst liberal media, including this piece cant directly address the issues of capitalism in a ps2 game. Hopefully a game doesnt come out in 2008 which entirely fucks up this metaphor we basicallty stated outright. The collective consciousness created by the primordial stew of Washington is just like actually if guys your dad knew as well as your dad sorta. That might really really fuck up the story in a really deep way. Anyway just like shoot him with a gun."

we may have to stat making excuses for the lack of terror

Ramen Gear?

Crenshaw? CRENSHAAAWWWW!!!

Imagine this being how you found out that Crenshaw was not only still alive, but also still in office

*Bg Boss

I hate how bad the writing is this season. Cartoonishly evil cliche Bond villain corrupt politician telling the poors to suffer more, only way this scene could be more on the nose is if he drank champagne with gold flakes in it while saying this.

Yes, live off a shockingly high sodium dish for who knows how long and gain an expensive lifelong health issue.

If Crenshaw can't see how bad this is, then he's very short sighted; his vision for the future is disgusting; how can he be so blind? Even though everyone is telling him NOW that this is a problem, he'll look back in the future and say hindsight is 20/20. I don't think I'll ever be able to see eye to eye with him.

i was sure this guy lost his seat wtf

:have-sex: but :eat-ramen:

I could've sworn I've seen at least one photo with the eyepatch on his left eye.