if you look at it just right, it kind of looks like Bitch McConnell smiling.
Splitters!
I choose to imagine Jesus and each of his disciples wore one of these at all times.
It never says in the Bible they weren't wearing creepy masks all the time!
Looks shockingly well-preserved for 9000 years old.
Almost suspiciously so...
It's a rock.
Well, it looked a lot worse until the last person put it on.
Looks like something you find in Majora's Mask, probably in a desert. At the very least, the horrifying cinematic that plays when Link puts it on is quite fitting.
Put it on
Put it back!
Somebody STOP ME!
Jason Voorhees is older than we thought.
The lore implications are wild
I already have half of a crappy script in my head.
Jason 7000BC
That actually sounds like it'd be a cool spin on the series. I mean, you can never get as stupid as Jason X
And hockey must be even older
Can we call it “The face of Bo”? For funsies.
Is that a Jojo reference?
Something tells me there used to be a lake there. Possibly one that was crystal clear.
We have such wonders to show you…
