I know I did this thing, and very publicly, but I swear I won't do it, even though I already did. But I won't do it. I swear. Why don't you believe me. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

Press X for doubt

I don't let my weight affect my acceleration from gravity, they are different concepts bro

"I won't bulldoze this scenic park to build a strip mall" says man sitting on a running bulldozer with strip mall blueprints in his pocket.

He's a liar, just like his old man.

The faster OpenAI kills Oracle, the better.

1, that is certainly a big problem with the merger, but far from the only one.

2, believing him when he says he won't is hilariously naïve, especially after what he did to CBS News.

He won't... But his underlings receiving their orders behind closed doors will.

Like CBS

Remember, "like father, like son".

"The apple never falls too far from the tree."

"If you want to see what your husband will be like, just look at his father."