they say the greeks invented the art of ...
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grumpy_cat
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Odysseus fucked Circe and Calypso too on the way.
Let me complete the joke:
The Greeks invented sex, but it was the Romans who were the first to add women to it.
Sitting down might be painful. Heyooo yeah
Thigh gap was their preferred pound, not anal. So generally sitting after wouldn't be a problem.
Is this factually true in historical writings, or am I being bamboozled? I know of the Greek's propensity for gay sex, but hadn't heard of the outer course approach.
I suggest you do some historical reproduction research.
Gay sex isn't about reproducing. I could see outer course being one of those things that seems completely implausible to me but actually happened. I've been surprised by historical sexual documents I have seen in the past, thought this may be one of those times.
Maybe "historical reenactment research" would have been the better phrase there. 😝
Possible? Why would that even be difficult?
No porn
I bet those guys could tell tales that would make a modern sailor blush. It's what people do without tv. Some of the stuff was written down if you want to look it up. Those stories like the ones the Brothers Grimm wrote down? Those first versions were pure smut and gore, and only became children's stories after a few rounds of heavy cutting and editing.
Wine, sodomy, and the mastix. Sailors never change.
But how do they decide whose turn it was in the barrel?
Seems relevant.
https://youtu.be/uAeUJ3h66iw?is=N0dtL7y3pL9R7gQh
