Holy shit, what do I say? This guy has been dumping philosophy 101 on me for half an hour like he just invented it

after the 5 minutes she probably said something like "Did you say something?"

Yeah five minutes is a LONG time to be silent in a one-on-one conversation. RIP OOP.

Shame she doesn't exist.

Shut up, she lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her. She goes to a different school!

Canada doesn't exist either.

I wish school didn't exist as well...

and they were roommates

Even if the thing is kind of sweet, I hate these self brags.

And everyone applauded.

No I didn't

You didn’t exist then.

Meme level aside, are pickup lines a real thing where you are from?

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