Green Machine (1976)
(midwest.social)
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Like a Big Wheel, but cooler.
I'm a little surprised it was marketed to "8, 9, 10 years old". I'm pretty sure I'd graduated from a big wheeler to an actual bicycle by that age.
For comparison, big wheels were advertised 4 - 9, so quite a bit younger range. But there was also a little wheel for 2 1/2 - 4, and a mini wheel for tots 1 1/2 - 3.
For bikes, pediatric groups have fuzzy ranges and say most children learn some time between 3-9. Random web site claims ahead -> The fraction of children who learn to ride a bike is 75% (UK numbers) where their parents were at 95%. The US was on a similar trend, but since 2018 it has reversed, and there is a surge of children (and adults!) riding bikes.
"Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer, and it glows in the dark!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc4bvrH6blM
Marx Toys
Seize the means of propulsion!
~I'll let myself out~
From each, according to his ability to pedal!
And if I may...
To each, according to his need for speed!
Dammit, now I want a silly historical figure kart racing game filled with wonderfully terrible lines like this.
The wheels of production
One of the greatest toys ever. So many injuries. No regrets.
We could not afford it, but my cousin had one and we would take turns flinging ourselves down their ridiculously steep and long driveway.
I am imagining many shins getting thwacked by madly spinning pedals as it barrels down a steep hill. No ability to coast (right?) So if it goes too fast on a steep hill, you'd have to remove your feet from the pedals and try not to get beat up by it.
This and that song by Кyuss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx_OYqsUzk8
We used to play stuntman on our big wheels. We had a hill with grass on it. We'd watch Evil Kneival specials, The 6 Million Dollar Man, and then we'd go launch ourselves off our big wheels into the bushes, inadvertantly finding rocks with our kneecaps and the like. I still have the scars to prove it.
These Green Machines were for the fancy kids. I still don't understand them. you're using the sticks to turn? What? Why did they make it more complicated than a tractor? There's no brake. You have your pedals. That's it. Big Wheels had a big ol brake you could slam onto one rear tire, force a drifting effect or even spin completely 180 degrees around. I'm surely distorting the facts with my version of memories here.
Don't leave out "The Fall Guy" my brother and I hurt ourselves recreating those stunts.
Oh and the skid out lever on big wheels were the best! I destroyed more big wheels, skinned knees, mild concussions from that damn bar!
I so wanted one of these as a kid! I wonder if they make an adult version?
That looks hard to pedal.
I need to make more money asafp!
Had one, yes I'm that old :/
I had a hand me down one, most uncomfortable backbreaking seat ever but good lord was it worth it.
Did this just brake the rear wheels individually to steer?
No, the rear axle was on a swivel and the levers would cause the rear wheels to pivot. The front wheel has no steering at all.
Nah, the whole back axel would shift side to side
Why would anyone ride that shit? Like what’s the reasoning?
Back in the day, kids used to go outside and do fun things.
Back in the day people used to pick up on obvious references
I admit, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I need a hint
Rhymes with sassafras.
Feeling alive!
By feeling pain.
