Back in my days, i was too young to be old.

Average people on the other hand are just getting more and more average

Uphill both ways from the water hose when the street lights come on!

Shaka, when the walls fell and gas was 15¢/gallon.

Finley and TheTechnician27 on the ocean

15 cents a gallon??? What kind of rip off prices ARE these???

back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, "fuck me, daddy!"

now, when I say that, he says, "what? I'm 12 years younger than you!" and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.

lemme tell you: it really weird being talked-down from a panic attack while some guy has his dick inside you. somehow, the hotter he is only makes it worse.

OK, that’s it. I’m never getting old.

Unclear if fountain of youth, or suicide.

it has been going on for 2400 years, since antient Greeks complained about it

This goes back much further, about 5000 years further and it was in egypt

I should call her.

Given her position of power, I'm sure Cleopatra would be into pegging today.

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