Honestly...How She Do It?!?
(midwest.social)
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"How'd they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?"
That's my wife you asshole.
It's city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.
It's quite simple actually.
- Open bikini
- Inserrt Manatee
- Close bikini
How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That's why they were wrestling with it.
Just replace "in" with "into" and the wrestling makes perfect sense.
A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park
That didn't help at all.
Took me a sec to get this one.
Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.
I don't want to hear anyone say there's no such thing as the perfect woman.
When you're a star, they let you do it.
I mean, of course. That's why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today.....
So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?
It's illegal to touch the manatee. They're about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don't move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.
I'm guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.
