BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain […]
"When asked if the frequent glowing messages on the floor to "try finger, but hole" may have invited TwinkPunisher, the producers gave no comment."
So uhhhh, where might one find this twink punisher?
Try finger, but hole
Ughh I bet this guy gestured when he should have been setting up a kill.
he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue
Wait, no. He's good.
Wait is TwinkPunisher a Twink who is also a Punisher, or do they punish Twinks?
It's the latter. If you know gay culture you already understand.
Why not both?
Probably
Yes.
Its The Punisher's not so subtle Alt account
Well, what is it?
Fire up the BASS CANNON
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
