Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.
(midwest.social)
Brand New SentenceSo this is how they win the Fast Food Wars.
Leading from the rear
The crazy thing is, Taco Bell hasn't had a single confirmed case of Cyclospora tied back to their food. But they're leading the charge in working to prevent it. Probably a PR initiative that went overboard; now everyone is associating the diarrhea virus with Taco Bell.
People who get diarrhea from Taco Bell need to look at their diet. Eat some fiber.
Don't taco bell food have fiber already?
Yes, but if you are getting diarrhea from Taco Bell, it is because you do not normally have fiber in your diet.
tell me you were raised on cocoa pebbles and chicken nuggets without saying you were raised on cocoa pebbles and chicken nuggets
Couldn't be me. I was raised on fruity pebbles and pizza rolls.
Now you’re just making rash assumptions. I was not raised on cocoa pebbles.
Cocoa pebbles are nasty. I was raised on Frankenberry and Cap’n Crunch.
Boo berry .
Cuts the roof of your mouth
Gotta build up that scar tissue
JULY 13, 2026, THE YEAR OF THE BEAN BURRITO LORD, HAS SPOKEN TO US ON THREADS
I hate it when people use CE in dates instead of AFAD. It's disrespectful of tradition to call it the Common Era instead of Anno Fabae Asini Domus.
~I really hope no one who reads this studied Latin, the casing is definitely wrong.~
American veggies are contaminated m8
