https://www.cdc.gov/han/php/notices/han00531.html

Why the fuck are they using that picture. Show his real form.

Those parasites are my relatives. Bet it makes you feel bad to talk about eliminating them or keeping them from living a full life in someone's intestinal tract now doesn't it?

"but enough about the Kennedys, amirite?"

Heyoo

Eh, we had it coming. Really there is no more poetically perfect way for an American to die than of dehydration after catching serial diarrhea from eating fast food slop.

Maybe letting the guy who admitted to eating roadkill on more than one occasion, and who was also unaware of a worm eating his brain (probably marginally related to the first point) run HHS was kind of stupid

Pray the spray away

He probably thinks diarrhea is good for you because it "flushes out toxins" and "culls the weak".

I always did think Nurgle was pretty cool. Glad we're all going to meet him soon

The empire dies with the bellowing of 300million fart noises

This is how the empire dies; Not with a bang, but a shart.

Thanks I'm way ahead of you

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