Anon's jobs
(midwest.social)
Programmer Humorget into secops and start hacking banks.
that's a job, and it pays well even if you suck at it.
Try becoming senator in the USA, it's so good people even keep doing it whilst being brain dead
bevolking
Ok, I see that these letters are next to each other on the keyboard, but ... damn.
Swipe typing on the move with three languages on the keyboard. It leads to this kind of problem. Most of the time I check it, but some get through the cracks
Any day I learn some Dutch is a good day.
In that case, your user name would be 'kippen mevrouw houdt van het leven'
I feel seen.
In this loop 2 jobs get started and only 1 gets left. Anon is going to get real busy real soon.
I've hated everything I've ever done. Even when i turn my hobbies into a job, I end up hating the hobby AND the job. I am thankful now that I don't have to work, but yeah, I hated every fucking thing.
I'm a school bus driver now and it's great. I get to drive a big Tonka truck around and gaslight children. Sure, I make about 1/6 of what I used to make as a mobile apps programmer, but at least I get good subsidized health insurance and I only work 5 hours a day.
No one wants to be a good employer anymore!
Oh boy, do I have just the idea for that!
I did this for a few years. "Oh, you are refusing to approve my vacation? K, I'll just quit"
I didn't do that exactly... but when my boss told me to do overtime during end-of-quarter crunch on a Saturday night shift (Sat 22:00 to Sun 10:00, factory jobs are fun), the next person I spoke to was my family doctor. She put me on a two-week compulsory medical leave with full pay and straight up told me to get a new job. Unfortunately I couldn't help the company meet their quarterly growth targets. The next time I saw my boss, I handed him my resignation papers.
Sure feels nice to live in a country with real labour laws.
I enjoyed the work itself. It was very autism-friendly. Unfortunately some absolute boneheaded decisions by the middle management wankers during the pandemic resulted in a huge backlog of orders, a shortage of parts, and a constant state of short-staffing.
I have not worked since I adopted the "antiwork" philosophy, but I think I'd do the same. I look at leave now as not asking for it, but telling your employer you're not going to be in during x time.
Honest question, how do you afford to live without working?
I’m on disability. It ain’t easy, that’s for sure
Anonny gets jobs really fast, good for him
The CGI face really creeps me out, what is that from??
Thats Tighten from the movie Megamind.
"Tighten"
Edit: Leaving for posterity, that I forgot that fucker's name was misspelled on purpose.
Megamind
Selfhost, selfemploy
