Deathbulge #445: "See, there's a working theory in there!"

(midwest.social)

(I had to learn that the hard way, tho)

Centripetal force?? Like does nobody ever just swing their damn container like it owes them money?

Mayo should come in tubes like tomato paste, so you can squeeze it all out.

My wife did this with her salad dressing the other week and this is but one of the many reasons we each prepare our own salads

I hate this so much. Seen people do that with other food products too. Disgusting.

Oh yummy. Watery mayo. Just like big brother used to make.

thanks I'll look at this whenever I'm feeling hungry lol

Sounds like a plan!

(altho the secret here is about titration, not replication lol)

Yeah, I used to do this with hand soap.

At least that is something you normally mix with water as you use it

Literally everything is wrong with this. Mayo at all, especially the fake shit in grocery stores, but on fries?

Yeah, garlic mayo is so much better. Or cheesy chips and gravy is really nice, but also like 1000+ kcal.

Grasshoppers always know best. 🙂

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