Miku World Rule
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196Thankfully the Philippines and Vietnam are not in the World Cup, because they would win with Balut.
I won't complained if you served me cabbage or beans. Both are delicious.
Icelandic people: “Enjoy the rotten shark lass!”
French: Enjoy rotten milk with rotten grape juice?
Comparing the Nordic rotten fish stuff with cheese and wine is certainly a choice.
Using consistent language.
If fermented fish is rotten then cheese is rotten milk, bread os rotten dough, wine is rotten grapes, beer is rotten wheat, Jamon is rotten pork...
Bread is heat treated rotten milled grain
It’s all spoiled stuff
This is what Japanese people eat for breakfast, it’s basically their version of beans on toast called Natto:
It's the after taste that gets me every time I try Natto.
I personally love it. Add some soy sauce and mustard, stir until foamy, enjoy.
I get that some people won't get over the texture, but people like okra as well so…
Some* Japanese people eat it. Even among them it's not universal enjoyed.
It has the texture of chunky snot. Most of y'all ain't ready for nattou.
It's not a very fun meal due to the smell and mess it can make if you're not careful. The taste isn't awful but it's not something I'd go out of my way to eat again.
Some of us enjoy the flavor. There are dozens of us!
The texture doesn't bother me too much anymore, but those sticky strings are annoying.
interesting way to describe something
I'm not a football fan myself, but that did just make me think of this image.
if they play well they get to tavel to countries with better food.
It's a national encouragement
Fuck that. Every culture has great food if you're willing to get over your preconceptions.
And many have horrible food, war crime level food (Im looking at you haggis).
Every culture has horrible food too, but so what?
Haggis is a bad example though. Bet you've never eaten it.
Guilty. Basing my statement on internet vibs.
I had it for the first time last year. It's actually really good, and not weird.
Hehe! It's actually pretty good. Just - like all good peasant food - don't think about what it's made of :)
Natto is an acquired taste, but regular haggis is just grains with meat and gravy. It's baseline good, and can be really good if seasoned well.
Of course you can find horrible versions that are basically just a sack of fat. But you can find bad versions of all food.
If by meat you mean sheep offal, then yes.
Organ meat is meat. And at least lung, heart, and liver are delicious.
I've never been to england but I know curry is a big thing there and curry massively outranks every food in the comic
You should go for a food tour. They have the best and most diverse food I've ever seen.
Yeah fish and chips are excellent. And natto is absolutely horrible
And the comparison doesn’t even make sense. Like British beans on toast is low effort breakfast food that people make at home. Japanese people rarely make sushi at home. A better comparison would be Natto.
Yeah, beans on toast isn't even that common or widely enjoyed. It's ok but it's not amazing.
The English stole all that spice to sell it, not put it in their food.
There's a whole other comment thread about that. But food doesn't need spices to be delicious - most relevant to the picture, sushi does not have spices in it.
Not only that, but the British use a hell of a lot of both herbs and spices in traditional cooking. And also there’s the whole mildly racist element in not considering Anglo-Indian cuisine (which is very distinct from traditional Indian) to be British food.
I'm shitposting here, don't take me seriously.
baked beans have like 10 different spices in them. What do you think makes the sauce orange?
We stole the spice so we could make them inhale cinnamon powder.
Whilst they were coughing profusely we then stole the opium...
You're right it's just that some are more vibrant and contrasting to others. Like for instance if one is living in a jungle there's just going to be more sources of food than in an area in the arctic or tundra. Like traditional Mongolian cuisine is going to contrast from somewhere tropical like Vietnam or Indonesia. I think that's the big take away here.
Yeah. I don't think the meme is just about "vibrancy" or "contrast though". Miku looks depressed in the last panel, and the food is a negative stereotype.
I guess when I'm saying vibrant I also mean in taste. Like certain areas just have more going on food wise and some areas trend more toward brown food, brown taste. Obviously now we have global society so you can find sushi in the Sahara but what the general population generally eats is definitely contrasting in flavors from one region to another. I can say pretty comfortably that Nigerian food is simply more flavorful than kenyan cuisine in most circumstances.
So some food is more flavourful than others, hence some cuisines will be more flavourful than others. But I don't actually want every dish I eat to be very flavourful, because that in itself becomes boring. So where it becomes problematic is when people pretend that being less flavourful means being bad or boring, and that being on average less flavourful means always less flavourful.
Baked beans, even though they're brown, from a can, and pretty mushy, are packed with flavour: the sauce is made with tomatoes (acid! sugar!), enhanced with vinegar (more acid!) and brown sugar(!) and a load of garlic and onion powder (aromatics!) and pepper (spicy heat!) are dumped in there. Beneath it all is a bit of Worcester (or similar) sauce, which is a fermented fish (salt! umami!) sauce containing more spices. All that in a can of goop that you heat up in the microwave as a student.
This is lazy stereotyping.
Bean on toast isn't even bad. It should be jellied eels or a toad-in-the-hole.
Brits made those up so the colonies would give them the spices willingly, out of sheer pity.
They did fuck all with the spices, but that's not the point.
Traditional British food actually uses a lot of spices, just not usually chilli. British food is full of coriander seed, cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, allspice, aniseed, mace, rosemary, parsley, black pepper, mustard etc. They were originally used because people believed they would preserve meat and extend the shelf life. So recipes from before refrigeration use a lot of it, but also things like Christmas food and desserts use a lot (especially cinnamon, ginger, allspice, nutmeg and cloves). There's a blend of spices sold in British shops specifically for sweet things called mixed spice similar to pumpkin spice in the states.
But even if you take spice to mean only hot capsicim Peppers, the hottest curries (phall) are a British recipe. Tabasco is one of the few non British companies to receive The Royal Warrant of Appointment (permission to use the Royal cost of arms on their products) because the Royal Family love Tabasco so much.
Also Britts drink a lot of ginger. Both alcoholic and non alcoholic ginger beer and ginger wine.
They did fuck all with the spices
The British national dish is curry.
Bigotry always goes hand-in-hand with ignorance.
The Brits are like the OG Big Daddies of spreading bigotry across the world, its ok to give it back, they are severely in bigotry debt.
No it isn't, bigot.
Spectacularly missing the point of why bigotry is bad in the first place.
Telling someone they’re in “bigotry debt” over something that someone they’ve never even met did 200 years ago, and therefore fair game for pig-ignorant abuse, is as close to textbook racism as you can get. You have absolutely zero moral high ground here.
This take is spicier than 99.5% of English cooking.
What spice is in every single British savoury recipe?
Having got three wrong answers in a short space of time, the correct answer is pepper. Now guess where pepper grows...
Black Pepper is also in a few sweet dishes. It goes very nicely with strawberries and cream.
Salt. In at least 50% of their savoury dishes
Close, but salt is not a spice.
Are you even British?
The correct answer was pepper.
Found the frogeater!
Probably pig blood or boiled yew tree bark but with a posh name.
Bay leaves, maybe?
WTF toad in the hole is amazing! What do you even think it is?
It means something different in America.
The British one (sausage baked into Yorkshire pudding) is fantastic.
The American one (a piece of fried bread with an egg in the middle) is pretty sad.
Or stargazey pie
Nooo. Noooooooo. Nooooooooooooooo. I DID NOT WANT to know this exists. (Vomiting noises...)
oh yeah everyone hates fish in sauce in pastry. Every American in New England would never eat fish in sauce in pastry
Not if it’s staring at them.
You know toad in the hole doesn't have actual toads in?
It'd probably be nicer if it did, tbh. I don't know how you make a Yorkshire pudding worse, but they did it.
it's sausages in yorkshire pudding. do you hate sausages?
well ain't you a contrarian
British food is thoroughly underrated. Who could say no to even a small part of a full english breakfast?
I've seen some weird sad sausages in english breakfast before
Vegans?
Accepting in advance the downvotes from people who get fucking weird pavlovian style when they see that word in order to give you a straight and obvious answer to your question.
They can have the beans, mushrooms, tomatoes and toast though. Doesn't sound too awful to me.
Found the British sleeper agent
I'd always say no to the black pudding >///<
the rest is quite OK
Fish and Chips are pretty nice (especially with a good sauce tatare)
Sauce tartare....
Your clearly not from round here mate!
I mean, if I was British and said something nice about the British cuisine wouldn't that be the Obama awading himself a medal meme?
Just wanted to make the case that it isn't completely hopeless, even if the sauce tatare is a bit of cheating I admit xP
Animals were brutalized to make half of it, the texture of the tomato is weird, and marmelade is too monotonically bitter for what is available to be combined with.
Beans on toast are honestly the best part.
But the real shame is that for an extra 10% of the price it could be so much better by adding spices. A full English isn't depressing because of its materials but because of its potential.
It's fine food, sure, but it is on the low end of dishes that include its ingredients.
(For the record, I'm Dutch, our "traditional" (read: late 19th century puritan) slop involves doing extra work to be actively hostile to flavor, making a full english seem indulgent).
The animals are the best bit. As for spices, I add curry powder to the beans, tarragon and thyme to the mushrooms, basil and black pepper to the tomato, and then dust the entire dish with chilli flakes. Serve it with homemade Carolina reaper sauce. The Scottish version is objectively better than the English one as it includes haggis and tattie scones. You can also serve it with deep fried cigarettes and buckfast tonic wine.
You can do a very nice vegetarian full English. Veggie sausages and black pudding (I make my own black pudding with black beans which works really well); halloumi is a better bacon imo, and the rest is all vegetarian
I don't care much for breakfast in general, but veggie sausage is fucking delicious.
You can do that. But I'm Scottish, and vegetarian haggis is just really sad.
Fair enough. You’d be surprised how good/close some of this stuff can be if you make it yourself when it’s stuff like sausages, black pudding, haggis.
The hard ones for me are things like lamb shank — can’t replicate the texture or fat marbling in something like a tagine.
My favourite variant is the Welsh, which comes with cockles.
Not really convinced about adding random spices to the parts, as it’s already plenty salty and quite well balanced. A cafe near me started adding herbs to their mushrooms and that kind of ruined them, as they were really nice just in butter. The chili sauce thing is just depraved though and makes me suspect you may soon start rubbing it on your eyeballs just to feel something.
You forget the laver bread
what even is the norwegian one? boiled cabbage and meat? it's like you guys have never heard of lutefisk
Fårikål
Which, to be fair, is boiled cabbage and meat
The five traditional ingredients are: sheep, cabbage, salt, pepper, and fucking water.
Ahh yes lutefisk, or how l like to call it slimy ghost fish goop :S
If its slimy, you're cooking it wrong. Heavily salt it and bake it in the oven to draw the liquid out. It should only smell like dick cheese (kukost) before cooking. Afterwards it should smell and taste like slightly caustic fish and be barely palatable if you have it with mashed potato, bacon bits, and mushy peas and wash it down with strong astringent alcoholic drink. It's pretty rank but by no means the worst Nordic dish. A dubious honour that probably goes to Greenland's kiviak.
You are not selling it to me at all, I'll pass and continue not appreciating norwegian kitchen
amnamnam goop
Beans on toast is amazing. With cheese 🤌
I am a Brit though
Can't say I've eaten much English beans on toast, but I've recently started putting refried beans on toast (With a Mexican-inspired spice mix in the beans, sometimes salt on top) and it's pretty good.
Get some Hendo's relish on it as well - meal for for a king.
Found the Sheffielder.
Worcester Sauce
Look at Mr. fancy-shmancy here with his cheese!
Tldr tropical areas have more food sources than not tropical areas and coincidentally the cuisine from those areas is more vibrant.
that brazil food drawing looks like a microplastics buffet
You're not supposed to eat the skewers.
(Also those are supposed to be wood! (Looks like they're the metal kind, which is okay too))
Beans on toast is delish - Aussie
Former Austin, Texas resident here. Breakfast tacos are one of the best "on the go" quick breakfast options in the world. Fight me!
My British friend actually eats beans on toast unironically and I'm curious if anyone's tried this as well, he says he enjoys it but dislikes the decision making when it comes to actually eating it with bare hands or with a fork and knife
People don’t chat shit about quesadillas, pupusas or burritos, but when the British do beans + starch + tomato + cheese, everyone loses their FUCKING MINDS
This is true. I'd eat beans on toast any day over fårikål.
I mean, it’s a hell of a lot better for you (especially the brands without added sugar) than something like a grilled cheese, to use a comparison of similarly low effort. It’s a quick and easy meal, not a whole culinary tradition. No one is whipping up a sushi platter in Japan when they get home exhausted from work.
Would you eat hummus toast? Hummus is made from beans, so it's not that different.
I’m not British and I like beans on toast. Sure it ain’t haut cuisine. But it’s decent low effort breakfast food. And you don’t have to eat it bland. You can add black pepper, tabasco or chili sauce, herbs or whatever. English breakfast is pretty good if you spice it up.
