McConnell, now Lindsey Graham, and who else to complete the awesome things happen in 3's rule

All of them

Fettywap Edit: in a car crash with a stationary object.

Funniest? We need a Democrat.

Yeah either Chuck Schumer or Fetterman

Not a senator but personally I'm putting my prayers into manifesting a massive clot within RFK jr

Unlikely, the worm bestows a certain... longevity from the symbiosis. There has to be something to make up for sounding like a trash compactor when I talk.

Not the beloved chapo poster, who i like, though

:Hannibal-Barca: 2% of senators? You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

30% of senators

Whoever the other senator from Kentucky is, right before the deadline for the special election they’re trying to avoid with Mitch

rand paul

Oh yeah. Damn. It’d be funnier if it were an absolute nobody.

his neighbor could beat him up again, that would be funny.

Imagine getting a mortal thrashing over an easement or whatever property bullshit white people feud over

What if one of those white people was a polar bear (also upset over property bullshit)?

need those golden compass polar bears to crash a state of the union and chow down

mine

fetterman

Depends on who he takes with him. Because I get the vibe that whenever he suddenly goes, he is not going alone.

Chuck Grassley is 92, a strong breeze could carry him away.

The gerontocracy is toppling and with it the neoliberal consensus will die.

We are in the midst of a dialectical phase shift. When quantity becomes quality.

The gerontocracy is toppling and with it the neoliberal consensus will die.

Something like 2% of the senate just fell over and died within a week

Easily Ted Cruz.

Imagine Trump doing his eulogy.

Markwayne Mullin in an "incident" involving a mechanical bull.

Tom Cotton

~~the appointee who replaces graham~~

wait no if collins died it would make maine even more of a circus.

Tommy Tuberville

Chuck Grassley

The guy with a worm in his noggin

I will live for thousands of years. I have discovered the many benefits of taking ice baths in the sarcophagus.

Nah, xey're a Hexbear user, xey get a pass (check OP lol)

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