https://nitter.net/LindseyGrahamSC/status/2076185414721847673

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/12/lindsey-graham-longtime-south-carolina-senator-dies-71/

https://archive.is/Jdfg1

please be polonium 210 poisoning

I was too busy having T4T sex that I missed this live!

I can't wait to hear Mitch McConnell's statement on this.

bing........bing........bing........bing........bing........beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

iron lung noises

nonzero chance he shit himself to death

In the next few days Trump gets Graham and McConnell mixed up

"Lindsey? Oh she was a great woman, a terrific woman. Some say, one of the best. Anyway, Isn't my ballroom coming along great?"

wow Lindsey Graham just died? I'm hearing about who she is for the first time just now

She played the Bionic Woman in the seventies, didn’t she?

Blud foegot which senator he wuz

They just created a thousand Lindsey Grahams

We are Lindsey Graham, we caaaaary the flame!

Call that a kilograham

Ahahahahaha

The world lost another John Waters antagonist smh :,(

but also LMFAOOOOOOOO GET FUCKEDDDDDDD

I was thinking abt how this fucker had been senator my whole life in the car this morning, NOT ANYMORE ASSHOLEEEEEEEEE

vaxxed?

Looking into this

he came so hard after trump killed the ceasefire his heart couldn't keep up. rest in piss.

Say what you will about the guy but this was pretty cool of him to do

more please

I'm prepping a template

Might as well fill it in with McConnell too - maybe it’ll even be usable today too!

they won't admit mitch is dead until that state special election deadline is passed

Sad when they go young like that

Only 71? Wow he was just a kid 😔 Pelosi is old enough to have been his mom

He wasn't even old enough to run for president :sadness:

When I first read it, I wasn't paying attention and thought it meant it was confirming Mitch's death. But no, we probably got two dead republican senators.

two down 90 to go

I’ll only get excited if it happens again in the next month.

It’s much more probable it was natural for at least one of them, so I’m not expecting much

For some reason the first two news sources reporting on it are both Israeli sources, lmao 👁️

Okay here's a video of Lindsey Graham in Tel Aviv. The video is dated February 16 2026. At 14m45s, Lindsey says "The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel." On February 27 2026, US missiles and Israeli fighter jets began striking Iran. This was the beginning of the 2026 US-Israel war of aggression against Iran. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was assassinated by US on February 28 2026.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8PrNntldYI

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Lindsey Graham was very close to Israel. I remember watching a video where he said that he visits Israel every week. I have to find it

Tweet from Israeli fascist 'Minister of National Security' Itamar Ben Gvir

https://nitter.net/itamarbengvir/status/2076191208691396932#m

those replies

I was thinking there's nothing more damning than praise from Netanyahu, and then Ben-gvir opens his mouth

Neyanyahu tweet

https://nitter.net/netanyahu/status/2076209061897334872#m

here's some reports from Iran on Lindsey Graham dying.

https://en.mehrnews.com/news/246118/Anti-Iran-senator-Lindsey-Graham-dies

https://nitter.net/FarsNews_Agency/status/2076189554311139464#m

https://nitter.net/WarNewsIr/status/2076191601274110317#m

REST IN PISS, LINDSEY

I didn’t even know he was sick

sudden illness they said. contracted in ukraine apparently

critical support, труст тхе план

Emergency personnel responded to a call for “cardiac arrest” at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.

Photographs reviewed by NBC News show that paramedics carried a person on a stretcher from Graham’s home to an awaiting ambulance. Police cars and fire trucks were also on site.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722

Who made the call? He was a famous bachelor.

Checked the TV for coverage and CNN is making the point that the "cardiac arrest" could mean almost anything. They aren't quite saying that it means his heart stopped before they got the call, but that's my reading -- like, even if he'd choked to death, the problem at that point had become the stopped heart.

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that... He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. He was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.

Mitch Mcconnel too, once they finally confirm it after whatever deadline doesn't require a special election.

This is wild though wtf

awww he died before he got to see the collapse of the united states </3

this is so sad can we get 10,000 likes?

"brief and sudden illness"

Did Lindsey complete suicide?

That's how the demon class refers to a moment of clarity

Crabs out

Good.

Damn, I was hoping they'd keep pretending he was alive so we could have the first LLM senator.

Isn't that Mitch Mcconnell? Seems like there's still pretending he's alive

Might get 2 dead fash senators in one week if we're lucky

Another senator down

This one is Lindsey, the one pretending to be alive is Mitch. We probably got two dead republican senators.

Current wikipedia page lmao (not for long, not me I found it this way)

https://nypost.com/2026/07/12/us-news/south-carolina-sen-lindsey-graham-dead-at-71-after-brief-and-sudden-illness/

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/12/lindsey-graham-longtime-south-carolina-senator-dies-71/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-12/us-senator-lindsey-graham-dies-from-sudden-illness

https://news.sky.com/story/us-senator-and-trump-ally-lindsey-graham-dies-13562481

RIP IN PISS FUCKO

What’s the funniest possibility for the sudden but brief illness? Have screwworm or explosive diarrhea issued denials yet?

sudden but brief illness

VAXXED?

He was apparently visiting Ukraine so my vote is PTSD

Havana syndrome got him 😩

Bad chebureki

Trump just posted

Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known, is dead! He was always working, and was a true American Patriot. Lindsey will be greatly missed!!! DETAILS AND ARRANGEMENTS TO FOLLOW. So sad!President DONALD J. TRUMP

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116905798341654664

Oddly definitive with the “is dead” part. It’s like when the polling booths just closed and you rush to congratulate your guy for winning.

I like the 'So sad!' part; comedy gold

I like senators who don't have sudden but brief illnesses

lol

wow good for him

They got him

And so ends the guy kinda standing to the side of the main focus of the picture of bad guys.

The motherfucker filibustered McConnell.

Hell yea this rocks

hahahahahaha

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster posted a statement

https://nitter.net/henrymcmaster/status/2076193759067308237#m

Anyways watch me nominate Jr.

Those are some awfully suspicious em dashes

"May god hold him gently in the palm of his hand."

If I had art skills, I would draw this as naked Lindsey sitting like a puppy in the palm of gods hand.

neato.

I don't see any news site reporting this yet. It's on his official twitter and also on his facebook and instagram. I'm not sure 100% sure that it's not a hack but it's on multiple accounts.

https://www.facebook.com/LindseyGrahamSC/

https://www.instagram.com/lindseygrahamsc/p/Darp4cDDRh4/

archive of the instagram post https://archive.is/QYQGX

Not on his actual senate page https://www.lgraham.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases

Kind of weird that they would say their office released a statement if they haven't even posted it yet on their own page. But maybe they don't update that page very quickly idk.

Has someone checked if there's some kind of betting market thing this would fulfill...

Has someone checked that his social media manager is getting paid...

it's on wapo now

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/07/12/lindsey-graham-longtime-south-carolina-senator-dies-71/

Wow.

Iran did this. At least it wasnt mr trump!!

Serious question - what was the cause of death?

Trump got confused with Mitch McConnell when asking his dudes to “finish that one off already”

Emergency personnel responded to a call for “cardiac arrest” at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.

I'm absolutely not a medical expert so take my opinion with a mound of salt, but I think he was "active" even yesterday. Honestly just sounds like his luck ran out

Probably a "heart attack"

Excessive covid vaccination 🤦‍♂️

Suicide maybe?

Cardiac arrest - https://hexbear.net/comment/7301367

But the "short, brief illness" stuff is unexplained. Trump will surely let the world know what that was because the dipshit will brainlessly use Truth Social to inform the world.

Everyone dies from cardiac arrest, that's sort of what happens when you die. Might as well say the cause of death was flatlining

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