Excellent ideas
(midwest.social)
okmatewankerCan military conscription apply to apps that force you to use speakerphone, not the people forced to use speakerphone?
Surely better to make it so that each time you are caught breaking the highway code, the number of wheels you are allowed to have reduces by 1.
Once you're down to 1, just reduce the allowed size of the wheel. If you're capable of breaking the highway code significantly on a 1" diameter unicycle, I'd be more impressed than annoyed.
Reliant Robin about to have a major comeback.
Lmao I read "the binance manifesto" and read along and was like "that sounds a lot like count binface... Oh wait"
What about that hand dryer? Did he drop his most important point? Bloody sell-out!
He actually signed a treaty with the pub agreeing to move it if he gets elected.
Not in office yet, and he's already done more than Farage.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo
Count Binface for PM!
The pub lobby got to him. Sad to see, really.
What a waste.
I present to you, the 2026 Count Binface Manifesto as presented in Ceefax style teletext:
https://youtu.be/19SUSpuuFKs?is=zH01UQ4ftZGFurZF
Word of warning: including the parameter at the end (?is=...) identifies your YouTube account and pops up a "Shared by 4am" thing when opened in YouTube. You might not care, just letting you know.
The popup is not the only effect, if you open it while logged into your account they are able to update your social graph
Idk why it's so small, but I can't find a bigger version. If you click on it, it should expand
Nice example link.
Build at least one affordable house.
See this is why his crazy campaign will never work.
No no, he said at least, so you never know, he might even build two! It’s all the fun of gambling!
He started writing a joke manifesto and got more serious the further he went.
Punishing public speakerphone users and getting trains that work? He’d win in Germany.
Though Germans do have some questionable taste in their candidates.
I‘d vote for him!
What, no pony?
Points are living breathing creatures deserving of respect and proper care. If you want to see animals abused, it's a Farage vote for you.
It's a reference to Vermin Supreme who made a satirical bid for US president in multiple elections.
One of his main promises was to give every american a pony, and when asked about it he said something to the effect of "It won't require that many ponies, because I'll just kill most americans first"
I agree though that he's closer to a Farage, especially since he called himself a self-proclaimed fascist. His satire was in being such a bad candidate that it highlighted the general buffoonery of US elections.
So yeah, Binface is different because while he's still satirical, his satire is more in line with things people would generally want but taking them to an absurd degree. So I guess Vermin Supreme wasn't really that comparable...
More reasonable and less damaging than Farage's politics of abject hate and corruption.
Also, Adele isn't a signer, as far as I know.
Perhaps a sinner?
She doesn’t look like a Pet Shop Boy, but who knows?
I'm pretty sure he meant seiner.
Okay, pretty based for the most part.
