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Chapotraphouseneither my partner nor i have ever watched James bond slop so we were discussing it and IMO I feel like if I had to gender swap the name/role I'd go with "Cock Abounds" and they really liked it
Karl Hungus?
Cram Johnson
SAUSAGE PARTAAAAY! \o/
Bountiful peen?
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Dicks Everware
Dix Everwear
Hugh Johnson
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hog wild
My name is Richard, Richard Down, but you can call me Dick.
Paul Cockshott
Max Johnson
Shanita Koch
Sausage party?
Plenty O'Toole
Dick O'Plenty
Shaft
Oh my fucking god i forgot shaft existed
Hugh G. Rection
Rod Long
I give this a lot of points for being a plausible real life name
Richard Manly
Worth noting manly is a real last name. I met one in the wild for real.
I worked in tech support and people called in who had real names that were wild. The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
It's a hell of a name.
My partner said my version (cock abounds) was their favorite until i mentioned yours
I think yours works better in a drag context than mine. It has panache
Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, Jack Mehoff, Seymore Cox
Rod Long, Peter Plenty, Harry Johnson, Dick Stroker, Willie Hardigan
Phil McCracken
This but Phillip McCucci...
like 20 years ago I lived in Vero Beach for a short time and this dude ran for city hall or something. I worked for a local newspaper and we had a bunch of his campaign swag and people fought over it. I wanted a hat so bad.
Miles Phallus, the fourth. Written last name first as Phallus 4, Miles.
Slim Dickens
Gotta Lottadong
Johnson Bounteous
I LIKE IT. maybe clean it up, like Johnson Abounds? Idk
Richards Aplenty
Yeah... Shut it down, this is the one.
This is my fav so far even though i love my own ideas so
Edit my partner wants it to be dicks a plenty and no matter how much i say THAT'S THE JOKE im the asshole so i'm sorry i withdraw my support
I understand
I should have went the distance and went with Dix
That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
Hey, if you can't be a comedian, at least you can be a "humorist" and be like a guest on NPR or write for the New Yorker or something.
No no no no shhhhhh you did the best so far, shhhh
