Even Grok understands that downplaying gun violence and getting shot dead mid-sentence is fucking hilarious.

It probably searched the internet and saw that Charlie is still classed as alive on Wikipedia or some shit, and then insists it's an edit.

My headcanon for this particular bit of grok nonsense is that Elon saw a tweet or video of Kirk getting owned/roasted in a debate, got butt mad about it and hard coded it to say it never happens

Anyone who watched the video knows Ol' Charlie died instantly. It was reported that he was thrown into the backseat of a car with the intent of rushing him to the hospital.

Every time I think about that I imagine the owner of the car like, "godfuckingdammit my fucking upholstery, shit, I'm gonna have to buy a whole new car, fuck!" and it cracks me up

I'm honestly suprised that car isn't in a museum or a shrine by now the way people fawn over him. Missed opportunity by TPUSA

From what I've heard Erika is still keeping the location of the burial site a secret because she took threats to piss on his grave seriously lmao

Just makes me want to piss on it more really

She probably just had him cremated and dumped the box they gave her in the nearest dumpster. Literally no one gave a shit about him when he was alive, except maybe Candace Owens, and once he was dead the only concern any of them had was how to grift off it.

Wouldn't that help the grift? Dumb move on her part.

According to Shapiro, there was someone in Charlie's security team who was part of the ersatz ambulance who talked to someone in Shapiro's team who said he was still alive. It's possible they also contacted Pool.

They were probably very wrong and had no idea how to properly check.

car takes a tight corner and causes some blood to slosh out his neck WE GOT A PULSE SIR, CALL THE TWITTER POSTERS

yeah, that video did not hide the fact that he went stone cold and spilled a lot

Like the car scene in Pulp Fiction.

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Cracker Storage"?

Well there probably wasn't a whole lot of blood left in him by the time he was moved to the car

to be fair, his condition was and still is stable

in fact he's more stable now....

It’s even funnier when you realize Tim saw the same videos everyone else did. He was a goner right quick.

A good reminder than when these sorts of people say stuff like "sources say" what they mean is "I do not understand that my wishes have no bearing on reality and I'm wishing that this is the outcome."

Grok, change this to say Mitch instead of Charlie

Chat, is Charlie okay?????

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