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apology for poor english
when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?
i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring
'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'
‘no’
That would certainly make tonkatsu difficult to obtain.
This type of blunder is called paraphasia, a speech disorder in which a person unintentionally substitutes, distorts, or rearranges words and sounds.
If Biden said this there would be a 4 day news cycle about it
Silly Trump, Japan is a monarchy
The Sultanate Of Uruguay has declared war! The Sultanate Of Uruguay has attacked Wellington.
What empire is Wellington in?
The Empire of Beef
Empire of the Ivory Coast, I think.
Sarram arreku ^^
Konnichi-Salaam
Kawaaiii arreku
アッラーアクバル
Apparently he's playing some weird mod in which you only have two buttons: "Denounce" and "Declare Surprise War".
Hasn't figured out the requirements to declare a holy war yet
Any Japanese users here, did you know you were an Islamic republic?
Of course not. They're brainwashed by their government. The great USA should free them from their oppression. /s
When is Muhammad-tan coming out as a Hololive character?
when did the empire of the rising sun, become a muslim country.
Since 1945. They've just kept it quiet to play the long game for yet another surprise!!
Can't tell if this is satire or real.
This is typical Trump behavior and always has been
Oh its fucking real
And people thought Biden was bad.
It's actually real 😭 https://youtube.com/shorts/N1VwhHlDPzM
Caught in a landslide.....
...no escape from reality.
Open your eyes...
Look up to the skies and see...
I’m just a poor boy….
I need no sympathy.
I need snow and some pee
It's freezing cold, yet I'm melting snow
I see, your eyes are open 🤖🦄🌈
what does this even mean
https://archive.org/details/robotunicornattack_flash
I am afraid to look beyond the content advisory.
This is clearly a reference to this song by Erasure, which was used in a flash game by Adult Swim, which let you control a robot unicorn.
Wait, you didn't know? Who doesn't know that!?
Your bias is: the Curse of Knowledge
Relevant XKCD Title text: "How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It's hard to throw a rock without throwing one!"
brought it down, mirror in the sky...
Ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan part, is it 11 missiles or 111?
watched the original clip its 111
This actually reminds me of the plot of Command & Conquer: Red Alert III,
Colonel Anatoly Cherdenko (Tim Curry) about to be overrun by the enemy, uses a time machine to travel to 1927 Brussels to kill Einstein. When he comes back to the present, he's the Premier of the USSR which is winning the war against the Allies... right when the Empire of the Rising Sun (Japan) declares war and attacks.
Japan isn't necessarily Muslim, but they are a technological powerhouse of their own accord.
We didn't know how lucky we were to have Tim Curry in our cutscenes
"I'm going to the one place that hasn't been ruined by capitalism... SPACE"
maybe he played GENERALS instead, where the GLA is muslim(although the games dint say it outright) and they took over many countries.
Generals was one of my favorite games, totally a product of the post 9/11 world stage.
Civ do be like that
Good ol' civilization. I fondly member living among one.
wow, who knew that Iran was so powerful? it converted the whole country of Japan to Islam!
Wololo
...wait, wrong game.

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