The Shake™
(midwest.social)
MeowerMisfit817
Pointlessly Gendered Productswhy do people pay out the ass for food that would literally be used to show how dystopian a space civilization is?
like, the fact that there's an actual real company called "soylent" makes me want to eat nothing but home-grown vegetables for the rest of my life.
I don't pay out the ass for it, would certainly never buy this overpriced garbage, but I've ended up eating a lot of "space food" because I have pretty bad digestion issues and it's some of the only food I can eat that satisfies my daily nutritional requirements and does not hurt me after.
no idea why healthy people would do it tho, it generally sucks.
56 grams per meal doesn't seem particularly filling
Thats pretty expensive for protein, 35 usd for 15 servings is pretty small
Normal amount is usually around 25 to 30 servings for that price point
Yeah but this one has marketing
Ah yes, the two genders:
- Chocolate
- Vanilla
the amounts of vitamins and minerals added are slightly different between 'genders', even between same flavours, of this grossly-overpriced 'weight loss shake'.
I wonder what happens if you eat both at once?
They have a strike team for that
Bigender Shake
big ender shake
makes you teleport 500 meters
Gender Fluid?
is that unicode
What?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Endian
Vanilla whey protein shakes blow chocolate out of the water.
Hard disagree. To me, a vanilla protein shake is just boring sweet milk.
You'll have your identity stolen from you, ground up, dehydrated, pulverized, and sold back to you on a big box store shelf.
When you want vanilla but your shake needs a penis.
But… I thought society taught that women are more into chocolate! 🤯
