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What’s the deal with swans? I’ve heard of angry geese, I’ve even known a few people who received injuries from one, but not swans.

Survivor bias. Those attacked by swans don't live to tell the tale.

They're basically much bigger geese

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Honkhalt sounds like merch you could buy at Honkbal Hoofdklasse.

IKEA VINGKLIPPT

Vingklippt is good :). Maybe also... ANDRUM or SKAMVRÅ?

ANDRUM sounds like it exists. I love SKAMVRÅ.

Now you've just made them angry.

Don’t try this at home; a swan could easily break a grown man’s arm. Or at least his glasses.

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