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History MemesThe present beware, the future beware,
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Washington, Washington, 30 stories tall and made of radiation.
Did I also mention he has four balls?
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine, I mean two sets of testicles, so divine 🧘
on a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
with his Mason ring and Schnauzer and his perfect hands
He was a genius politician
One trick he had was to pretend to be undecided on an issue. He'd invite over people he was trying to influence for a nice dinner and have two of his cronies stage a debate on the issue as an 'entertainment.'
After hearing the faked debate, Washington would 'reluctantly' agree with the issue.
A god? I don't know anyone who doesn't think he was an opportunist who owned slaves like most of the white colonial era land owning males. And opinions of "the founders" have only declined since I have been alive.
I mean yes there are different opinions about the dude, but they build him a statue where he is literally portrayed as an ancient Roman god would have been:
Edit: after reading the OP again, yeah the "entire" in there is what I disagree with as well.
Where is that statue? The only statue I am aware of is in Richmond, and he's depicted fully clothed, kinda like statues of Napoleon
This is the one, currently kept at the National Museum of American History in Washington DC.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_%28Greenough%29
Have you seen any ads for the movie "Young Washington"? Hopefully not. They make me mad and wonder how they managed to get actors like Andy Serkis and Ben Kingsley.
The Mormon church teaches that the "Founding Fathers" were inspired by God and raised by God to make sure that the US would be created.
Washington may not be revered as a god, but Mormons and many conservatives see him as an icon and saint.
They're coming
They're coming
They're coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
For your cultural enrichment
JFK is just as good
YouTube https://share.google/URcPAyyXaoGOOIrLk
Google share links track back to you FYI. Open the link in a browser and copy the URL you get with ?v=
Brilliant.
Have a mouth full of the teeth you extracted from people you owned. Let's never forget that shit.
had at least four sets of dentures he used throughout his life. Made with brass, lead, gold, animal teeth, and human teeth purchased from slaves
Well that's a new fact for me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D82ey6E4WFs
Want a whole bunch more?
Yo, what the fuck...
Yeah, ol' GW, was kind of a monster.
I have a feeling a lot of people were back then.
True, and also a lot of people also weren't so it's not really an excuse
How many weren't using them due to morality rather than not being able to afford it? I'll bet not many, if at all.
> be Stalin
> pic unrelated
