Am medicated 🤷🏻
(midwest.social)
ADHD memestrails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
... eat ass.
🫡
Very good at IT
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
Use Lemmy.
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.
'm not in the Epstein files
… learn from my mistakes.
Ate breakfast today
am getting help
Am pretty
... bothered to write this comment.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at
Get to meow online at other catgirls :3
'm kind and interesting
...never said I was.
...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he's dead tho? 🤨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
How is it running the place?
Its great now there's no rich people here.
Don’t eat corpses
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don't tempt me
Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree
I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.
Forced myself to socialize.
Forced myself to shower
Increased shareholder value
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."
... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it for you to do laundry and shower
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.
Do laundry every week
Look at you being highly efficient...
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thanks it's a fairly recent development
Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘
have a great ass.
:3c
'm somewhat handy around the house
Ain't chicken.
-Leeroy Jenkins
It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
Stopped trying
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
make myself laugh
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
Ain't dead yet
I feel happyyyy!
Also hate myself.
'm fabulous.
'm not perfect.
am really obnoxious about it.
am very aware of my weaknesses.
am.
know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.
hopefully gonna be me, someday
thanks, medical system, thank you for having the receptionist freak the fuck out when they called me because my doctor needed to reschedule and they asked if I was fine with another doctor and I essentially said "I'm anxious about that because I'm worried my diagnosis is too old to be on my records, so I was really hoping to see my old doctor" and the guy heard anxiety and thought was having an active crisis forcing me to talk to a triage nurse, not taking no or any attempt to de-escalate, only for that nurse to realize that nothing was wrong before she immediately scheduled me with a doctor who doesn't prescribe for or diagnose ADHD so now I have to wait a fuckin' month to see someone else
when the guy could have just said "oh actually no it looks like your diagnosis and recent history of treatment is still on record"
Have no self control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Uwtm30uhc
...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.
