What do you do for work?
(midwest.social)
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I develop software for the largest underground iron mine in the world. It's always fun to say "I'm a software engineer, I work with mining" because most people's reaction is "oh god, not crypto right?"
It's not crypto, but we're still destroying the environment!
In my free time I homosexually walk my dog, I enjoy gay cooking, I homo read books, I same-sex play games with friends, and queer do a whole bunch of other things.
::: spoiler <Joke 'splanation> I'm joking on the idea of homosexual marriage, because it's fun to extrapolate it into us gay-verb everything. :::
I’m curious as to what they think most of us do.
Get paid to protest between getting our Communist Welfare Checks while sitting in our Communist Section 8 housing because we all hate Capitalism and just want free stuff from Communism.
Duuuuuuuh.
I work for a telcom on the gay waves for the 5G.
I get paid by George soros full time to go to protests
Sever fella. I support students and researchers and occasionally move heavy things around. At least that's what I do for money
I'm a 3D artist, I specialize in optimizing my work in ways that AI models can't even comprehend yet.
I do IT infrastructure. I ensure the it infra is hostile to cars
Fuck cars
I work in payments.
Remember the Superman movie scheme taking a fraction of a cent off of every transaction? Every time you dip your card, 1/30 of a cent is sent directly to Kim Jong-Il's personal hairdresser.
Coming in 2027 is the all-new Hezbollah Rewards scheme, where 125,000 points can be exchanged for a custom-painted missile lofted towards Tel Aviv.
As funny as it is you can't. Somebody made the mistake of sending an 1$ transaction to a forbidden country on the visa network while testing a filtering technology, (which didn't work at the time, obviously). Seem like this triggered some control in the US, the company was contacted by a regulator
The mistake was that it was $1 and not 7-9 figures
They didn't get the budget for the tests
I work for for a health insurance company that tries to be a market disruptor that brings prices down. I vote to put myself out of a job at every opportunity, and realize that if my company goes under my only skills are for evil.
Yeah I'm drunk right now, why do you ask?
Aww, I wanna be drunk too!
IT at a hospital. I make sure to mess with all the data of women who have abortions so right-wingers can't murder them and their doctors. I also hide all the sex change operations forced on kids under the age of 12
I thought the schools were doing the sex change operations after parents dropped them off? It's hugely inefficient to split the workload between schools and hospitals. I'm a retired software engineer who optimized business practices.
I build and repair PCBAs for a company in Texas. I’m the one building the 5G to make the frogs gay.
I work for a national pharmacy chain that is kind of everywhere in the us.
I fuck with the perscription data so everyone gets extra doses of the gay pills.
Righties can’t separate the human from material value. OP in the screenshot was absolutely gearing up to judge people based on their job, which is a good red flag to avoid someone at all costs.
Unless they’re a cop. You can judge them all you want.
I fix things.
I'm a software engineer, but I moonlight as a fucking problem for bigots and child predators.
Well there's your issue. Too old for the child predators to want to fuck. They'll never engage in your chosen medium. Can't say for the bigots.
Warehouse worker for a company that sells food over Amazon.
I inject HRT to every avocado spread we sell so toasts turn children trans and communist and immigrant.
He doesn't know that the left is more educated. Believed Fox that they're all unemployed.
The only thing keeping the GOP in power right now is tribalism.
Billionaire fascists are keeping them in power. The tribalism of one of the tactics.
It’s more that he thinks the left can’t do ”real hard working jobs”. Jobs that require university education doesn’t count as ”real” to them.
"I don't understand your job therefore your job is fake"
Don't think he'd be asking what people do then.
Yeah. Its very strange irrational and potentially self defeating behavior. A fascist would never.
Education≠employability
Freelance abortionist. I'll dunk any kid below the 12th trimester.
Maybe its how online I am, but I feel unethical not taking any job below their 404th.
I'm an engineer in a factory. They hired me to double check that the factory workers use my pronouns
I photoshop images of flat earth to make it look round
I always forget to add the stars though
im an engineer with a graduate degree. my (work) dream is to work at an aerospace worker cooperative making stuff for space exploration with a bunch of fellow queer neurospicy people.
Can I join in on this dream? Aerospace really tickles my fancy, but it feels impossible to get a job in it that's not destroying the environment and/or making bigger bombs.
So you want to work in Becky Chambers' To Be Taught, If Fortunate.
I couldn't have come up with a better pitch for the book.
Climate scientist (not joking)
Favorite way to get alcohol into your body?
Think Scar Face... except it's abortion pills
I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.
I work in QA.
Meaning I make sure that the websites I go over all have the secret Gay Code built in. See what it does is secretly pop up on the screen BE GAY so fast you won't see it--- but your brain will have! It's very cool technology that we are implementing so that all websites-- even the most innocuous-- further seed in the Gay Agenda.
You visit websites, it will eventually turn you gay. We are very proud of our work.
Not apps though. Apps are safe and secure!
I help old shits like travelwithmrmichael figure out how to turn on their computer and phone.
Somewhere out there, there's a printout of this, sincerely pinned to a cork board under a thoughtfully arannged web of red yarn.
Well, it'll have to be thoughtfully arranged. They can't just pop down to Joanns to pick up more so they can't waste it. Sure you can get stuff online but you can't feel if that batch will twist how you want it to. It's just not the same
Joann's conspiracy board section really was the best. Not sure where to get all my thumbtacks from now.
I'm the paymaster for professional Liberal protesters.
I am a sponge. I live off Soros bucks.
Me? I'm a dishwasher.
But who will do the dishes after the revolution?
I do my own dishes now. I'll do my own dishes then!
