Who the fuck turned on "Yesman" in 2025!?
(midwest.social)
PugJesus
NonCredibleDefensebreaks into Iran unprovoked
murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians
kills the leader of Iran
gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz
refuses to elaborate
leaves?
Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?
(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)
Three hundred billion.
Bibi told trump, "three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they'll love you in the midterms". And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.
Jesus fucking Christ, what!?
I skimmed over the news with a sense of exhaustion, and now I'm just...
... what are we, doubling Iran's GDP?
Literally 10x their defense budget…
Noooooo, don't worrry! Someone else will pay for it. Not the US!
/s
It was to show China that he's a tough guy who isn't afraid of anything.
"If you close a strait that's important to trade, Gyna, I'll pay you billions"
i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn
Why Versailles though?
Always need a Versailles before starting the big one
France is important. France remains important. That's all I can think of.
Seems odd that we're having treaties of Versailles in 2026, but here we are all the same.
We have a mighty fine place to sign treaties, might as well use it 🤷
Seems like a waste to fly everyone out to France just to do some paperwork. Just email a docusign link and call it a day.
