deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]
Chapotraphouseagh, i had managed to forget about this alfeñique
@ing Mamdani after that is crazy 😭😭😭 what's he gonna do, prevent more nonbinaries and safe sleazies from moving into Bushwick
My king, the Ottomons approach with their wicked ritual known as bathing. It involves an unholy sorcery where a blasphemer applies soap and water to their ass to clean the feces off. We must eradicate the invaders to secure our way of life. If we do not, the vile Turk may soon teach our peasants literacy and mathematics
Normal people: DRACULA
Greg: fascist rambling
Imperialism
Vampirialism
The bourgeoisie had better watch out for me
All throughout this so called nation
We don't want your filthy money
We don't need your innocent bloodshed
We just wanna end your world
Well my mind's made up
Yes it's time for you to pay
Better watch out for me
I'm a member of the F. V. K
(fearless vampire killers) by Bad Brains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W83Xkg40_HY
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Why did he tag newsom and mamdani was this supposed to be a threat to them or something
linkedin posting on the Nazi and porn website, wild
Little Greggio "Cud Chewer" Bovino's latest episode of Coked-Out History.
Vlad literally killed as many Euros as he did Turks, but killing muslims was enough to have Europeans consider him a hero; the only people who are worse losers than him are his idiot fans who would have more than likely been victims of his.
Posting this on the same day the US signed the MOU with Iran is wild work. Salute to the patriots of Iran for defending themselves from US and Israeli invaders
Gregory Kent Bovino (born March 27, 1970) is a United States Border Patrol officer who served as the commander-at-large of the Border Patrol from October 2025 to January 2026.
In the second presidency of Donald Trump, Bovino became involved in the administration's immigration policy. In June 2025, he was named the tactical commander of a mass raid operation in Los Angeles that led to protests across the city. After the operation concluded, he shifted to Chicago to serve as the commander of Operation Midway Blitz. In the Los Angeles and Chicago operations, Bovino assumed a public-facing role. By October, he was named as a commander-at-large of the Border Patrol.
In December 2025, Bovino began leading Operation Metro Surge, a major immigration crackdown in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Following the killing of Alex Pretti in January 2026, Bovino's comments faced criticism from within the Trump administration, and he was removed from leading the operation. The Atlantic reported that month that Bovino had been removed as commander-at-large of the Border Patrol, which the Department of Homeland Security denied.
From his Wikipedia
keep on rolling babey
Vlad got the Ottomans to put him on the throne in the first place after Hungary killed his brothers, the Hungarians ultimately ousted him and locked him up. He was allowed to fight as a vassal for Hungary after he converted to Catholicism, and died in a random skirmish so small there's no record of the battle. Truly a great European hero
It's like how El Cid gets trotted out as a national symbol of anti muslim bigotry. Like he spent half his life fighting for Muslim masters and the other half fighting for Christian ones.
Learning about El Cid as a kid led me to learning about Al Andalus and developing a life long fascination with Islam. I think I'm doing this great man history thing wrong
You were supposed to become more racist, not realise our ethnonationalist mythos ks flawed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny
How did no one cap this fool before 1975?
ottoman state sending an army to conquer a lot of land is definitely the same as refugees fleeing the devastation of their home that you caused.
Vlad Dracula (or Vlad III) himself was a refugee. IN THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!! They took him in when his cousin was the Voivode of Wallachia and tried to kill him.
He spent more time fighting his cousins, his half brother, his younger brother and/or Hungarians than he did the Ottoman empire. He was only in line to be Voivode because his father Vlad II Dracul paid homage to the Ottoman Sultan and made peace with the Ottomans, and it was the very same Ottomans that gave him troops and material support to (briefly) claim the throne of Wallachia while his cousin Vladislav II (not to be confused with his father Vlad II Dracul) was away on campaign. Then when his cousin returned and took back Wallachia, Vlad had to flee to the Ottomans. Then when his cousin had a falling out with the Hungarians, he sided with the Hungarians to depose his cousin, at the cost of his relationship with the Ottomans. So the Ottomans started supporting his younger brother Radu. And he was impaling people during the whole affair
This motherfucker didn't defend "his civilization", he was just some dude who sided with whoever the fuck had the best chance of winning get in power. It just so happened he had sided against the Ottomans at the time of his capture, imprisonment and death. He really didn't give that much of a shit about his way of life, he happily paid respects to the Sultan to get an army, then paid lip service to the Hungarians for a throne, then converted from Orthodoxy to Catholicism to get out of prison.
This motherfucker didn't defend "his civilization", he was just some dude who sided with whoever the fuck had the best chance of winning get in power. I
a genuine chud icon
So basically he was less 40k warmaster Horus, and more GoT's Petyr Baelish (yes, I'm using lib-speak)
Somehow I think a TV show of his life would skip the whole fleeing to the Ottomans willingly part (the Dracula movie claimed he was kept hostage with the Turks, which I actually assumed had been the case; I didn't know he'd fled there willingly)
And he was impaling people during the whole affair
Asking AI, I got a section from a letter he wrote (censored because it's violent):
::: spoiler spoiler
"I have killed men and women, old and young... We killed 23,884 Turks and Bulgarians without counting those whom we burned in homes or whose heads were not cut off by our soldiers..." :::
Genuine Nazi mentality; I still recall reading something on reddit (to which I argued vociferously (I hope I'm using this word right, lol)) of a person arguing against the violence of the Haitian revolution (I'm not going to defend everything done during the revolution, but I'd much rather be here in a world with a free Haiti than one where they lost the war), BY A PERSON WHO WAS IN THE SAME THREAD DEFENDING VLAD THE IMPALER.
Why is European history always like this? "Killed men, women and children because <insert inevitably stupid reason here>"; I recall reading about the British troops in India murdering villages as punishment for rebels who weren't even necessarily from those villages, they were murdering them to send a message; then you have the Haditha massacre recently where troops murdered neighborhoods in retaliation for the actions of freedom fighters, with the perpetrator literally saying in court he did it to protect the troops (and they got off with a ridiculously light sentence).
He and his younger brother Radu were held by the Ottomans as youths as collateral, the agreement with is father (Vlad II) was that Wallachia was to remain neutral in the conflict between Hungary and the Ottoman Empire. His eldest brother and father were allowed to leave for Wallachia, where they were also allowed to rule. When his father and brother were killed, the two were released and were allowed to leave.
After his father and heir apparent died, the Hungarians installed his cousin (Vladislav II) instead of him as the Voivode. Vlad, being the eldest surviving son of the previous Voivode, got very mad at this, and went back to the Ottoman empire to get support and troops to reclaim his birthright. It's extremely unlikely for the Sultan to give a former foreign hostage a bunch of money and troops if they weren't on good terms, so it appears that he apparently made friends with a lot of powerful Turks while he and his brother were hostages. Then he waited until his cousin was on campaign elsewhere and just barely took the capital in October. Unfortunately for him, his cousin took a huge L in battle, lost half his army and had to flee back Wallachia to muster more troops. Vladislav was able to defeat Vlad's remaining troops and drive him from the city by December.
Once again, he settled in the Ottoman Empire. Willingly. If they were mad that this dude wasted a bunch of troops and money for a victory that lasted 3 months, they didn't show it because he was able to freely leave the Ottoman Empire AGAIN because he heard his uncle-in-law (his late father's brother-in-law) was just crowned in Moldavia and he wanted to try and get in on that. He stayed there for some years, and as cousin Vladislav II's relationship with the Hungarians deteriorated, Vlad slid in and pledged loyalty to the Hungarians if they aid him in taking the throne. After killing his cousin and becoming Voivode with his Hungarian troops, he purged basically everyone in Wallachia that didn't side with him hard enough, people he personally disliked, and people he thought had something to do with his father's death.
To not get immediately rolled over to the Ottomans for allying with Hungary, Vlad sent tribute to the Sultan. The Hungarians got mad at him for this but they fell into a civil war soon after. With the Ottomans appeased and the Hungarians fighting each other, Vlad then went and just pillaged the countryside of his smaller neighbours, captured Moldavia at one stage, and executed a bunch of Transylvanian Saxons for some reason. The Saxons were neither combatants nor Muslims. Anyway, he got too big for boots and stopped sending tribute to the Ottomans. The Ottomans sent an envoy to ask him what the fuck he was doing, he had the envoys executed and impaled, and invaded Bulgarian and Ottoman villages along the border. That's where the 23,884 figure comes from, he killed a bunch of villagers and militia along the border. He then told everyone it was about honor and defending Christendom from the Muslims. The same Muslims that sheltered him, forgave a betrayal and had their messengers impaled. This, coupled with the Ottoman counter attack failing, is where the image of Vlad the Impaler defending Transylvania from the Ottoman hordes comes from.
Even after driving off the Ottomans, so many of his own troops defected to his younger, less insane and bloodthirsty brother Radu that he started begging Hungary for help again, but the new king just captured him and imprisoned him rather than deal with his bullshit any longer.
all kinds of failures fled to the safety of the ottoman empire from the region. eg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_II_R%C3%A1k%C3%B3czi
