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memesIf the south park guys weren't reactionary cowards this is what their easter bunny episode would've been about
Okay, but why the fuck is Pliny being cited on the sex of hares? Taxation and inheritance law, fine, but why this motherfucker weighing in on biology?
The Elder wrote a Natural History. The Younger, his nephew, was the provincial administrator who wrote letters to Trajan about the Christians.
That's right, there were two Plinies
There were three. Pliny the Sheepfucker was easily the greateat philosopher, naturalist, and scientist of them all. Broke new ground with hundreds of writings. But, well you know.
Yep, tale old as time. You get born into a family like house Pliny and you can never shake the name, no matter what you do
Oh shit for real?
Hares are not bunnies
Hares are not rabbits. "Bunnies" is a nickname that came from "Bun" that described little animals with fluffy tails, including squirrels. Hares can be bunnies.
Don't lie, I know what a bnuuy looks like and thats it
Does this contribute to the narrative or is this just ancient jk Rowling being like "actually I wrote this character as a hermaphrodite?"
Because, like Christmas, I'm sure society has completely jumped the shark in terms of what the fuck was actually the point of the story
Does anything about any of the co-opted pagan holidays contribute to the narrative? It's always just been superfluous, tangentially related Christian fanfic goofshit, which is what 80% of the content of Christianity.
I'm saying! I bet if you knew the old stories and why they were told it'd be kind of interesting
