yea but only if i can pat you on the head while you do so

It's a date.

yes, but it's not gonna stop me from reading my yuri

mood

Can we just do this over zoom?

Literally my cat's behavior

My cat stares at me and then looks away when I look at her. Either she has a crush on me or is planning to kill me. Possibly both.

I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

  • I always call him dumb.
  • He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
  • His brain's always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
  • Maybe he's just consenting to being called dumb since it's out of affection anyway.
  • Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.

  ::: spoiler Conclusion Dumb Catboy :::

You can even bring your switch. Been missing just sharing space with someone recently

whereabouts you at bro/vette?

The island of lust and hedonism, Ibiza

aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that's farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati

::: spoiler - In spirit <3 :::

Yeah, bit of a stretch. Spirits appreciated.

I'm probably outing myself with some kink, but I unironically like this? It gives me ASMR tingles.

What about this one?

It is definitely an ASMR thing.

https://youtu.be/ohOymRDBw_M?is=4sTdslz0AFqfybb9

Sure.

Yes please

🥺🥺🧸

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