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This onion news sketch about Al Qaeda being obsessed with Twilight is hilarious
My dumbass thought The Onion was actual news and not satire.
15 years ago when this was made that was true. After the Harambe timeline split we get onion being real news
Can we please get Greta 2 orbiter guys? Because this world has been so crazy lately I would really believe it if someone told me it was all an author getting lazy with their story.
Greta 2: Orbiter Guys is the one where she stops the Jewish space lasers from starting wildfires.
Isn’t that the one set in California?
Wait, I thought that was the one with Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg?
Oh, she must have way more than two
Every good resistance movement needs a few hotties for fellas to simp for.
I mean, I'd strap a nuke on my back and pole vault over the white house fence if a bigg tiddy goth rebellita told me to.
Hey can we get a big titty goth over here to talk to Agent641?
🗣️ We need a big titty goth savior here!
Does having incredibly mid tits and being a metal head with a punk rock battle jacket count?
The only one one we have left is still trying to convince Agent640
Sam Hyde, if you didn't know.
Didn't want to.
I did want to 👍
I don't know if he needs to be recognized. That guy is such an enigma I literally can't tell if he's the ultimate edgelord taking the worlds biggest shit on society or an actual neonazi coating his ideology in post-ironic comedy.
He's an actual nazi. He financially contributed to the legal defense of the founder of the Daily Stormer.
He's both.
He got lost in the sauce a long time ago, he's got no real self at this point.
He is the living embodiment of schrodinger's asshole.
He's not an enigma. He's an unlikeable asshat who is far more clever than he is wise.
Those are quite the descriptions and alternatives. I’m intrigued.
What's going on big guy?
https://youtu.be/qotMRja7AHU
That's the girl this meme is about?
The guy pictured in the meme.
At least it's not their daughter with a stolen tank and a posse of mutant kangaroos.
Is this actually anything or are you making up a reference to fuck with me?
Image attached
It even had a movie in 1995, actually.
2D is that you???
Starring the amazing Lori Petty
It's from an Australian documentary film featuring Ice Cube
If this doesn't exist, someone should get on it because that sounds amazing!
I answered the question below.
The kangaroo is played by a gangsta rapper too.
I feel very old.

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