Brand New SentenceMy (much older) cousin is a florist, and as a kid I used to spend a lot of time hanging out in her shop. She'd often have me help with easy tasks, one of which was cleaning the roses for bouquets, which involved stripping the thorns from the stems as well as plucking the outermost petals (because on a fully-blooming rose, the outermost and therefore oldest petals are usually withered and browned).
Obviously when I first heard the "sex and rose petal" analogy, my reaction was one of: "so what you're saying is that a few premarital sessions of intercourse will produce much more beautiful sex when married."
Practice makes perfect.
Ah yes. We're shoes or bubble gum or flowers or cars and it's just so stupid.
So you have about 30 fucks to give? We should spread the message, some people are in debt, while others clearly hoarding.
The pelvic floor and vaginal wall are made of muscle tissue. It's a well known fact that when you use your muscles they become loose and flabby. /s
Just look at tongues, moving around all day long, they get so loose and flabby!!!11!1
Just wait till you find out they bloom every year
And you can get like thirty more bushes if you spread your seed.
So you have about a limit of about 30 per year according to the analogy, and you just need to get married after the next bloom to band over a full rose.
Of course this means the husband now has a limit of about 10-20 times a year
Comparing human anatomy to roses also sounds insane. Meth... I mean religion. Not even once.
Or the other way like Ray Comfort's evidence of intelligent design using a banana. It easily fits in one hand and is easy to insert in your mouth to eat...
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Had he never seen a penis?
Funny that he chose a banana for that argument considering it was humans who made the banana the way it is. Wild bananas are shorter and filled with hard, inedible seeds.
Be like a nutcracker and bust as many nuts as you can.
Oh, yeah. This rose was already bare with the first partner, I dont fuck wide but deep
So? How did it go?
OP is now happily married and a lvl 20 florist.
