Imagine How embarrassing that would be
(midwest.social)
NonCredibleDefensethese numbers arent even remotely close to russian losses btw
As a citizen of San Antonio, I'd like to extend the warmest welcome to our friends in the Mexican helicopters.
Would end with Mexico reclaiming Texas and California, inshallah.
as it was, so it shall be again effendi
imagine they reclaim all the territory except the Gadsden purchase, which becomes an exclave.
With the number of Mexican Americans in the country, those supporting Mexico would wreak havoc.
And I specifically mean those here legally
The number of American born non-Hispanics supporting Mexico would be enough to tear the country apart, lol
People here legally from Mexico probably do not want to go back to Mexico. They went through a lot of trouble and paperwork to not be in Mexico.
But now they'll be in New New Mexico
Not to be confused with old New Mexico
This should be updated with:
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The Mexican President allows the American President to have a cage match on the White House lawn
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Washington DC gets bombed immediately after
Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”
Oh fuq man that's a really funny (and sad) image
By truce agreement, Mexico feeds the front half and the USA cleans up the poop from the rear half. Both sides think they’ve got the better deal. The chihuahua is angry at this arrangement and the rest of existence, as is the way with such things.
For a second, I thought I'd missed the next big brain move after Iran.
I mean the CIA is doing something down there, we don't know exactly what their plans are but it can't be good.
