What's yours?
(midwest.social)
pelespirit
People TwitterOnion Vinaigrette No Contact
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
Vodka, and Vodka
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?
At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.
I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.
Peppercorn sauce wreakhead
Blue Cheese Career?
I don't think this naming scheme works very well.
Yeah, this isn't going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either
And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor
Ranchy Fatman!
That one works for mechanic, but for a stripper?
Caesar Couldabeenbetter?
May I switch it?
Childless honey-mustard
Olive Oil close to death?
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Sesame oil female
Balsamic removed
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Vanilla idiot
If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help
I bet the stuff you get right out of the pods is amazing. That stuff is very light and easy to eat. I agree with doing that with extract though.
Italian Existing
Hey! Same, same!
Caesar Not Doctor
I think I might be…Vinegar Homo
My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.
French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes
Russian poverty
"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
Hell yeah, I went with Oiltism.
Disappointment gang gang
Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
🤠🤠🤠
Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.
I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?
Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3
Balsamic Atheist
There are at least a dozen of us!!
Blue cheese not bigoted
Blue cheese liberal is mine hahahah
My fav kind of blue cheese 😍
Hi (are we related?) I'm blue cheese atheist!
At least it doesn't sound gross? Sorry Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Greek Queer
Well now I want a Greek queerus – a Greek chorus but like extremely gay.
Ranch Born Female
That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.
No, don't
Different from a free range one?
French Stewart?
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
Vinaigrette Dropout.
I'm Vinegarette No Children.
Caeser tomboy
Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.
It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.
Caesar Gay
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”
This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper
Honey mustard unreliability
Salt and pepper anarchist
Western…
What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.
caesar everything
Ranch Everything
Cesar gay
french trans
🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️⚧️
I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".
Caesar has no children
I went with Cesar Childless 🤣
Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!
French poverty
Great band name.
Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.
Dry Loser... yikes.
Vinegar no grankids?
Yuzu Weeb.
I bet yuzu is delicious on a salad.
Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids
Green Beefsteak Motivation
That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name
Ceasar childfree. Though really it is Caesar They don't know I have had a vasectomy.
It may be that way for me too. 😉🤷♂️
Honey mustard unemployed...
I don't think I'd be getting many tips...
Lemon juice hostility
Spicy Ranch Obesity
Balsamic Transgender
My sibling!
Bleu Cheese Me
If you insist.
Balsamic addict
vinagrette femboy? doesn't sound very tasty
Miracle whip Epstein list. Mine is kinda long
Wait, wut?
Yeah I like miracle whip as a salad topping. A lot of people have a problem with that lol
Lol, why are they disappointed in you about the epstein list?
One question per person.
Lmao. Accusation it is. You're in the epstein's files., defend yourself.
Pistols at dawn? We’ll meet at Epstein island. I know a guy who can fly us there.
Never mind that! He likes miracle whip!
Poppy Seed Boundaries
Hummus Empathy
I never though of hummus as a salad dressing, but it seems like a genius idea!
If its cold you might have to mix in some liquid to the hummus to alter the consistency, but it makes a pretty good dressing. My go-tos are water and/or oat milk, but I assume there are plenty other liquids that could work and would taste good
Italian Leftie. Is this supposed to be a name or a description?
What a sinister name
Balsamic Vinaigrette Not a Christian
Balsamic vinegar no kids.
Ranch stoner
Thousand Island Unlovability
Blue Cheese No Kids?
Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)
French Atheist. Ce n'est pas un Dieu bon. Or something, I don't speak French.
Zesty Italian Body(?)
Kinda killing it with my choice of salad dressing. Not actually sure if there's a consistent answer for the second part for me.
Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.
Ginger didn’t marry that one nice girl who was abusive but they don’t know that.
Well, I'm proud of you for not marrying her. And ginger dressing is delicious
Balsamic Leftist
Twinsies!
Greek atheist. Only my mom though, I couldn’t disappoint my dad if I tried, he’s very supportive.
Lemony Vegan
Oil & Vinegar Quitter
Oiltism
Ranch Autonomy.
That's not a very good stripper name.
But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.
Thousand Island Deadbeat, there's something there
Cool band name
Italian Bad Decisions
Thousand Island Overbearing Mother
Italian everything!
Yeah right, like I'm going to just give out my parents password on the Internet...
Caesar Distance
Catalina FiestyBritches
Oh I forgot Catalina existed. That's going on the shopping list
My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!
Poppyseed Completely-Unrealistic-Expectations
Caesar childless
Thousand Island, don't even need the second part 😂
Does that mean you came out of the womb feet first?
Mayonnaise ecstasy
None peanut butter dog incident
I'll take things we say to strangers 😅
Goma Liberal
Ceasar isolationist
thousand leftist
More often known as a union
Blue cheese unmotivated
italian centrist?!? smh
edit - oh i misread - italian poor
Caesar Potentia Irrita
