Babe wake up, new warfare dropped
(midwest.social)
(midwest.social)
Sounds like a...
Sour ex!
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Almost certainly this is an ad for doordash, right?
There is already a well known axiom about what to do when life gives you lemons.
If this is illegal then I'm proud to be a criminal
We are hearing about a new type of jihad, called citrus jihad
that's exactly 1847 tubs of hummus, how considerate of her!
advancements in warfare
God forbid a woman have a hobby
The dedication to the bit is diabolical. I love it.
Free my girl
what was the cadence?
https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/
1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.
What a noob, you gotta send them at most 1 per 1.5 days. You gotta erratically give them no-lemon days to build more tension and anxiety
"Will this be a lemon day?"
i'm no lemon related harassment expert but 7+ per day does seem like way too many
"Jobbie Crew" is not a legitimate news website. The story is likely bullshit.
probably... but I assume that's where the OP got the story
Did she pay for them?
That's the question. Forget about the cost of the lemons themselves, with delivery fees that's at least 5k worth of doordash.
it's a lot of lemonade

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