shit abusive company psychological warfare 💀
(midwest.social)
When wife gives you lemons...
She pays the alemony
You stole my joke!
I was really surprised I was first to it. Got a good punchline/lemonadeline?
they stroke a sour note
Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.
Among the court’s findings:
1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days.
Each containing exactly one lemon.
Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants.
She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
One arrived during his job interview.
One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting >his father.The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”
The judge did not agree.
“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”
Driver: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I want to know the percentage of lemons that were not delivered correctly, as in to the wrong address.
I have speculations but this is valuable data.
Even a 0.5% error rate is 9 lemons to the wrong place, which would be confusing as hell to someone.
“fruit and therefore non-threatening.”
Tell that to Rodney McKay.
I can fix her
fix her a cool tall glass of lemonade 🍋
My thoughts exactly. And if I cannot.. well, I love lemons!
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
How to tell the world (and judge) that youre the reason the relationship didnt work out?
As long as she didn't steal the lemons.
She's pretty and I bet she has a citrus odor about her. The guy mistook her lemo-love for lemo-buse, but she was bearing her tart heart to him!
Nobody make the joke
Those are pretty cheap demons!
Really cheap. Less than a penny per demon!
#VerizonMath
Good enough for the University of Berkley
Lemon-dealing DoorDashers.
Edit: I forgot to mention this is satire. This isn't a real case that happened.
When life gives you lemons, throw a lemon party!
It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!
He is lucky, it could end up much worse.
Ok, but like was she using his account to pay for it or something? I'll take lemons for free anyday. Clearly the part that was terrifying must have been left out. Like she must have put instructions to ring the bell or hand them directly to them or something. Doordash will literally just put your stuff at any front door that has a few of the same numbers and take a picture otherwise.
well this or there was an existing no contact order and /or this was her way of constantly reminding him that she knows where he lives
edit: found it:
32 year old Toronto woman Chantal Tremblay has pleaded guilty in Canada’s first-ever “DoorDash psychological warfare” harassment case.
Chantal is charged with sending her ex-boyfriend 1,847 DoorDash orders over 8 months, each containing exactly one lemon.
Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.
Among the court’s findings:
1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.
Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers”
14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.
The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”
The judge did not agree.
so with them arriving during the job interview and at the hospital his dad was at it's not even "I know where you live" it's "I specifically know where you are at all times."
Ok ya, the "he will know" and "tell him she remembers" is the real part that totally got glossed over in the image. That's definitely fucked.
yeah idk if it's just my background in this kind of thing but when I hear a woman actually got found guilty of DV we're either talking an extraordinarily skillfully antisocial man or absolutely egregious behavior on the part of the woman and the former is both somewhat rare and more importantly usually knows how to keep their business out of the headlines.
Make beef stew!
Her ex was Meredith Rodney McKay, Ph.D. Wasn’t it
How can we make her rich? That shit is petty but funny
