Art of The Deal (2026)
(midwest.social)
NonCredibleDiplomacycross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47710115
“I’ll do another cognitive test if you don’t make a deal, I’ll do it!!”
I was gonna write a parody on kids doing the thing where they make up some threat like “I’ll pour this glass of milk on my bed if you don’t let me play with the dolls now”.
But like the levels of stupidity don’t even compare. We’re beyond parody at this point.
It's okay to play with dolls bro
Oh 100%, kind of my point in that it’s unfair to parody it in that way.
(Edit: ok I see now that it reads like “the levels of stupidity don’t compare” like the playing with dolls is also stupid, not what I meant, my bad)
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
This bargaining ability explains so much about how he was able to bankrupt multiple casinos
That was just money laundering and I can't be convinced otherwise.
Being the cleaner should earn you money from your other shady deals and other people who trust you to do it for them. Being the one who needs money cleaned makes keeping the cleaner operating necessary.
How was there any arrangement where letting the casinos, multiple, fail made financial or political sense? 😆
The Taj Mahal only went under after it was audited and fined for the money laundering and had to stop.
Fined???
Yeah, like the biggest fine for improper money handling at the time IIRC
He's never been a successful businessman. He just pulls whatever shit he wants and lets lawyers drag it out.
They better not test him any further or he might give them a whole month.
His supporters always say he's just like them
the best IR strategy /s
Week? No, weak.
