I always read the top one in H. Bomberguy's voice

Oh god I can hear it

My wife forgot their Microsoft login for Minecraft once, and every time they put in new spelling for what they thought the email was, MICROSOFT MADE THEM A NEW EMAIL ACCOUNT WITH THAT SPELLING so they have 16 Microsoft emails and doesnt know basically any of them

Oh god I hate this shit. Like I have several emailnaddresses, sometimes I forget which I signed up on a service with, but then these sites thst just "ok, we made an account" and it doesn't even look like a create account it looks like a sign in and fucking hell I had an account, just tell me "invalid user account" and ask me to fucking try again. Tell I fucked up and I am happy to keep fucking up until I get it right.

I have nothing to hide.

Me, a developer, reads this thinking, "hmm brilliant, I could really cut down on the boys with a 3d vagina scan and bones"

Damn, I don't have a vagina, guess I'll never be able to login again..

When Yubikey starts selling dildos.

Bussy is an acceptable alternative.

But I need 2FA...

Unless you have a cloaca you should be good

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