Tom Cruise
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The Picard Maneuver
FunnyIf you manage to get your hands on the Playboy PDF full dump, the articles contain stuff very similar OPs quote.
Not sure about old timer Playboy's but the mid to late 2000s have quite a few incredible articles. Lots of them are future predictions by various in the know type individuals. I notice some articles and or "write ups" had zero editorial oversight. None. It makes for some refreshingly honest opinions. No holds bar essentially. Some of the tech predictions are mind blowing.
The "nudy pics" are an annoyance. Given today's pron desensititation, the air brushed titties and mia bushed out vaginas are weak af, not to mention the lack of "moving pictures". I just scroll past them along with the ads until I reach another article section.
I thought it was "Interview with THE Vampire"
Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.
i thought it was "interview with a vampire street dance troupe"
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it's him not you
well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.
You'd flash your big white shiny smile You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth, who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
She had it coming after the incident with the bees.
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my "do not watch" list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn't do shit.
Who's shelley?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige
Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!
Wtf
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Glad you survived that.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Boom boom
I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.
Oh, yeah, she'sdead
fucking elizabeth moss
I've always thought how ridiculously on the nose it was for her to star in a TV show where she was breaking out of a religious cult...and that she was in one IRL. Especially that her IRL cult has been linked to murders, silencing witnesses, and a miriad of other illegal acts. She just swapped roles apparently.
Fucking hell, for real?
eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it's all her fault
That explains why she's in so many things.
Damnit. I'm surprised I didn't know.
He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he's cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they're made worse by his involvement.
I quite liked mission impossible
Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
rain man
the last samurai
minority report
magnolia - perfect fit for the role
He's great in Collateral. He plays great villains.
"Vanilla Sky", and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.
You should read "all you need is kill". Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.
No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.
It always bugs me when they make one of his books into a movie because there never is a reason to cut the important parts out. I would understand if the books were long, or had concepts that are too difficult to bring to the screen. Instead its cut because no one wants movies you have to think about.
Reacher - is a big scary man but the movie tries to hide that from you bc Tom is small and it’s funny.
I haven't watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.
It gave us this. That's something, at least.
This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!
Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.
Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(
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Even if it's real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.
That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.
I used to like it before I knew Brad Pitt was in it.
I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don't know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.
guess xenu does that to folks
