crow rule
(midwest.social)
UnGlazedGarlic
196My friend recently approached someone wearing a crow at a concert we were at. It’s started as “this person could be interesting” and ended as “that was a really strange person”.
But how do I get a crow friend?
They love peanuts. Make sure they're unsalted.
Make a routine. Same time, same place every day. Try to pick an open area so they can see any potential predators. Before you feed them, make a unique sound like a click or whistle. Avoid eye contact until they're comfortable with you. At first, toss peanuts from a distance to avoid spooking them. Let them set the pace. You'll have a crow buddy before you know it.
Thanks! I’ll be back in a month with my new crow buddy
What about a raven?
Sure but then you've got to become a beefeater
If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night
That's so Raven
Based and corvid-pilled.
What about two crows?
If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!
That's accessory to a murder!
Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they've gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you've got a murder on your hands.
I’ll trade you a garbage goober for them?
